by (@katespencer)

Jessica Simpson Goes Country

jessica-simpson-country.jpgAshlee‘s big sis has dropped her first single off her brand spankin’ new country album, and boy does it suck ya’ll! At least our little divorcee has learned a valuable less – if at first you don’t succeed, just try a different musical genre. But never fear, dear Jessica Simpson fans! If the song and subsequent country album both flop, she’ll have Tony Romo’s beefy arms to run into. The football star has taken his lady back under one condition – her dad stays out of the picture and stops messing with their relationship. Sadly, her career is another story.

Give Jessica’s new single – titled “Come On Over” – a listen and tell us what you think. Good, bad or ugly?

by (@katespencer)

Tony Romo Mocks Jessica’s Sex Skills

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Ugh. Maybe this is why Carrie Underwood wanted nothing to do with Tony Romo. The football star was reportedly busy mocking Jessica Simpson‘s bedroom skills to all his friends on the same weekend that he was telling everyone the Texas twosome was dunzo. A Windy City spy reported exclusively to The Superficial that, “Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”

Gross gross gross. Is respecting women that hard for guys these days? As crazy as Tom Cruise is, at least he’s pretty good at treating his wife right (when not dragging her around by the arm).