10 Hot Actors Who Can’t Act

And the Oscar goes to...none of these people.

While these actors are beautiful, their — um — acting abilities are up for debate. Actually, there’s no debate: They cannot act. But did we mention they’re pretty?

  • 1 Kristen Stewart
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    Instead of genuine emotions, Stewart opts for weird grunts, murmurs, and lip biting. Her acting is so one-note (consisting of mostly Bella Swan realness) that The Hollywood Reporter called Stewart’s “depth” as Lydia Howland in Still Alice (2014) “unexpected.” [/item
  • 2 Jessica Biel
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    Biel’s string of sappy rom-coms, clunky action films, and gross-out bro comedies doesn’t exactly show her range. [/item
  • 3 Gerard Butler
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    His highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes is the animated How to Train Your Dragon (2010). Enough said. [/item
  • 4 Orlando Bloom
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    While Bloom fares well in the big-budget Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean franchises, he’s oddly flat in his other projects. (Need we remind you of 2011’s cringe-worthy reboot of The Three Musketeers?) [/item
  • 5 Selena Gomez
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    Gomez’s performance in Spring Breakers (2013) was supposed to make us see her in a new light. However, all we saw was Alex Russo crying around drunk college girls. And don’t get us started on 2013’s The Getaway. [/item
  • 6 Keanu Reeves
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    Complex ranks Reeves No.1 on its list of worst male actors, and we can understand why. Despite a lengthy career full of Matrix awesomeness, Reeves always seems to be half asleep in his roles. See: 2013’s Generation Um…, which is the world’s most ironic title. [/item
  • 7 Megan Fox
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    While her role in Jennifer’s Body (2009) is all kinds of iconic, nothing about Fox’s repertoire of mean girl quips constitutes good acting. [/item
  • 8 Jessica Alba
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    After enduring through Good Luck Chuck (2007), we’ve lost faith in Alba’s Thespian abilities. [/item
  • 9 Cameron Diaz
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    In July 2014, Vulture asked a very important question: Why can’t Cameron Diaz make a good movie? And, well, they have a point. The last decent film Diaz made was In Her Shoes (2006), and don’t you dare try to defend Sex Tape (2014). [/item
  • 10 Ashton Kutcher
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    Despite a divided performance as Steve Jobs in 2013’s Jobs, Kutcher typically wears one hat only: goofy, immature, and probably stoned. [/item