Can We Please Remember When Charlie Sheen Was a Certified Fox?

#WINNING in the looks department, tbh.

When you think about Charlie Sheen (who turns 50 today), “sexy” isn’t the first word that comes to mind—and we don’t blame you. Sir Sheen’s string of wild antics—including when he called himself a “warlock” and “total bitchin’ rock star from Mars”—aren’t exactly aphrodisiacs. (Neither is the phrase “winning,” in case you were curious.) But believe it or not, there was a time when Charlie was a full-fledged bae, complete with smoldering eyes, greased-up biceps, and not a single hint of “tiger blood.” Bible.

Think we’re full of s—t? Check out these 15 photos that confirm Charlie used to have some major “Adonis DNA.”

  • 1 Wouldn’t you take a bath full of live cockroaches to be that finger right now?
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  • 2 You look hot, bb. I can lick the sweat off your face, if you want.
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  • 3 Pillow talk?
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  • 4 Manhandle me like that gun, please and thanks.
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  • 5 Soldier standing straight at attention.
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  • 6 Third base or nah?
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  • 7 Truth: You’d sell a kidney to take a giant whiff of this jacket.
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  • 8 Can I nap in that facial hair for 30 minutes?
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  • 9 The space in between his raised eyebrow is my new church.
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  • 10 The look in his eyes here is 99 percent arousing and only 1 percent Creepsville.
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  • 11 Suffocated by his sexiness.
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  • 12 Side effects from this photo: increased thirst, pregnancy, divorce.
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  • 13 Must eat this jersey for breakfast.
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  • 14 UMMMMMM…
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  • 15 Staring straight into my libido.