These Jonas GIFs Will Make You Feel Weird About Lusting After Nick Jonas

Ya know, because he's a smokeshow now.

Nick Jonas makes me feel many adult things. His pecs! Those washboard abs! His smoldering eyes! He is the flesh-and-bones equivalent to a giant glass of blue Gatorade, no ice—the perfect thirst-quencher. But once upon a time, Nick and his brothers Kevin and Joe were three dorky bandmates who had their own Disney Channel show, aptly titled Jonas. Remember that television gem?

I don’t know if it’s the poindexter-esque clothes or corny plots, but watching Jonas makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Why? Because its three protagonists, especially Nick, are the smokiest kinds of smokeshows nowadays. And it’s bizarre to see Nick, the object of half the population’s wet dreams, wear plaid and utter cheesy Disney dialogue. It’s akin to having the hots for Selena Gomez, but freaking out when you realize she appeared on Barney as a tyke.

To keep finding Nick (and his brothers) attractive, you’ll have to block these 10 GIFs from your memory. But if you can do that, 23-year-old Nick will be available for any and all ogling needs. Praise.

  • 1 The curly hair and American Eagle-looking outfit scream, “I’m really nervous about my PSATs.”
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  • 2 So angsty. Teenagers, man.
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  • 3 This argyle tie is 2008 AF. All that’s missing is a Motorola Razr.
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  • 4 Alright. Simmer down, children.
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  • 5 Cheesy. Disney. Overload.
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  • 6 I’m not really sure what’s happening here, but I’m concerned.
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  • 7 Cringing over that headset mic.
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  • 8 BUT, MOM, WHY CAN’T I GO TO THE MOVIES?
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  • 9 *Acting adult* *But not an adult yet*
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  • 10 To think the subject of your deepest fantasies used to play an imbecile who flipped his brother in a pool… #StartedFromTheBottom
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