Google is shady as hell. If you prompt it with questions about your favorite pop stars, sure, you’ll get standard results like, “Where is Britney Spears from?” but you also get whack things like, “Is Rihanna flopping?” STFU Google, she’s not. You’re rude. Go home.
These 10 questions are the meanest (and weirdest) Google came up with when we asked it about all of your faves. It’s about to drop 10 degrees in this place.
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1 Taylor Swift
Google“Why is Taylor Swift friends with everyone?” Answer: She is a precious queen deserving of all your love. -
2 Rihanna
Google“Why is Rihanna flopping?” Answer: She’s not, asshole. -
3 Madonna
Google“Is Madonna dead?” Answer: She’s alive and NOT OLD. -
4 Katy Perry
Google“Is Katy Perry a twin?” Answer: I don’t know. What the hell? Is this a thing people actually wonder? DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN, ACTUALLY?! -
5 Jennifer Lopez
Google“Why is Jennifer Lopez important?” Answer: Please read. -
6 Demi Lovato
“Does Demi Lovato wear Skechers?” Answer: I don’t know, probably sometimes. -
7 Celine Dion
Google“Is Celine Dion deaf?” Answer: Um, no? -
8 Britney Spears
Google“Why is Britney Spears a tragic hero?” Answer: Please ask your literature professor. He will give you a side-by-side analysis of BritBrit and Hamlet. -
9 Beyoncé
Google“Is Beyoncé bald?” Answer: Bye. -
10 Ariana Grande
Google“Why does Ariana Grande wear cat ears?” Answer: Does anyone really know?