The Best One-Liners From Scream Queens, Episode 6— “Seven Minutes in Hell”

"Being imprisoned by a psycho killer in your own house really suits you."

If you didn’t watch last night’s episode of Scream Queens, you did Tuesday wrong. “Seven Minutes in Hell” kicked off with us learning who won the election for Kappa Kappa Tau house president. (Spoiler alert: Zayday and Chanel tied!) Zayday then decides to throw a sleepover to figure out which one of the Kappas is the Red Devil. The Dicky Dollar Scholars show up. People die, hook up in a closet and then die some more. It’s all you’ve come to expect from the campy Fox show, and we’re so down for the cause.

Here are the 10 best one-liners from “Seven Minutes in Hell.” We limited it to one quote per cast member to be fair—except Chad, because your boy was on fire with quotable, GIFable goodness. Flip through the gallery below to get adequate Wednesday life.

  • 1 “It’s not my fault some people didn’t vote for me because they’re intimidated by my hotness!” — Chanel

  • 2 “The biggest change I’d like to implement is everyone stop getting murdered by a serial killer.” — Zayday
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  • 3 “We’re having a slumber party, and before we do anything else, we’re playing Spin the Damn Bottle.” — Chanel #3
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  • 4 “Concentrating on porking popular girls: It’s all in our best interest!” — Chad
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  • 5 “Being imprisoned by a psycho killer in your own house really suits you.” — Hester
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  • 6 “It feels so good now that my brother’s gone. It’s just a relief!” — Roger (speaking about his murdered twin)
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  • 7 “What kind of life was that guy ’gonna live with no arms?” — Dean Munsch
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  • 8 “Oh God! Has someone checked on the kids?!” — Jennifer/ “Candle Vlogger” (in reference to the Red Devil being inside the Kappa house)
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  • 9 “I was just practicing looking disinterested.” — Sam/”Predatory Lez”
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  • 10 “You’re so rich and hot!” — Chad
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