Joe Biden Isn’t Running for President, But He’s Still America’s Sexiest Politician

Want to meet in the Oval Office later?

Bad news, Joe Biden stans. Your guy announced he is not running for president in 2016. But Hillary Clinton lovers should be excited: This means she is in a stronger place to nab the Democratic nomination, according to CNN.

President or not, there is no denying Joe is a certified silver fox whose searing eyes will make you tingly as hell. Seriously, just thinking about his peepers and aggressive hands makes me sweat. Mr. Biden, you may not be the next commander-in-chief, but you’re the chief political thirst trap in our eyes. (Leslie Knope was on to something.) Allow us to demonstrate.

  • 1 Oozing confidence.
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  • 2 Manhandle me with those big strong hands.
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  • 3 I’m standing straight at attention for you.
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  • 4 The smolder that caused all the pregnancies.
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  • 5 Gesturing toward my libido.
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  • 6 The thirst trap waving to his parched subjects.
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  • 7 An orgasmic stare.
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  • 8 Shades on, turned on.
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  • 9 *En route to join the Mile High Club*
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  • 10 Smirking because he knows you want this.
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