The Weirdest Crushes Celebrities Have on Other Stars

Ariana Grande stans for...Jim Carrey?

What would you think if I told you Ariana Grande has a crush on Jim Carrey? You’d think I was lying, right? “You mean to tell me Ariana, pint-sized Queen of Doughnuts, stans hard for The Mask?” you scream to me, unwilling to accept this as fact. But it is true. Ariana loves Jimmy, and that’s all there is to it.

It’s a weird pairing, yes, but it’s not the only bizarre celebrity crush in Hollywood. Plenty of stars have revealed they fancy the most random celebrities. Here are 10 particularly eye-opening ones. Tell us your secret celeb crush in the comments below!

  • 1 Marilyn Manson likes Madonna
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    Yes, the King of Darkness lusts after the Queen of Pop. “She looks hotter than ever,” Marilyn told i-D magazine, according to Glamour. “I’d also like to let it be known that I still have a crush on Madonna and I would definitely fornicate with her.” Not exactly subtle.

  • 2 Kristen Stewart likes Harrison Ford
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    The Twilight queen had an affinity for Indiana Jones at one point in her life. “I used to have a huge thing for Harrison Ford,” she told W magazine.

  • 3 Ariana Grande likes Jim Carrey
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    The pint-sized pop star gets hot and bothered over, believe it or not, Bruce Almighty. “My childhood crush, like, my lifelong crush, it kind of all goes together — it’s Jim Carrey,” Ariana told Michael Strahan on Live! With Kelly and Michael. “I love him so much.”

  • 4 Robert Pattinson likes Jane Fonda
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    A few years back, Robert revealed he’s “always liked” Jane Fonda, who is now 77. We’re here for this.

  • 5 Lucy Hale likes Steve Carell
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    In April 2013, Lucy tweeted that her “dream man” is the 40-Year-Old Virgin star.

  • 6 Diane Keaton likes Channing Tatum
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    Diane stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show in May and revealed that if she was going to get married, it would be to Channing. Sorry, queen, we think Sir C is taken, but any bae would be lucky to have you!

  • 7 Jennifer Lawrence likes Larry David
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    Who is the 25-year-old Oscar winner crushing on? Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Larry, who is now 68. “I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time,” JLaw told Vanity Fair in October 2014.

  • 8 Matthew McConaughey likes Susan Sarandon (and her pores)
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    Matthew revealed to W magazine his cinematic crush is Susan—more specifically, her pores. And, no, we’re not kidding. “Susan Sarandon is, still to this day, one of the sexiest women. Her pores are large. Woman comes out of her,” he said. OK, Matt. Simmer down.

  • 9 Helen Mirren likes Vin Diesel
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    The dame actually has the hots for this Fast and Furious sex god. “I love you, Vin,” she told Seth Meyers in April. “It came from me watching him make a speech once at some ceremony. He was just so smart and so funny and so cool. And I just sort of fell a little bit in love with him right there and then.” We’re smitten with him too, queen.

  • 10 Kat Graham likes Jeff Goldblum
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    The 26-year-old Vampire Diaries star has an affinity for Jeff, who is 37 years her senior. “It’s not my first celebrity crush, that is my celebrity crush, and it’s not supposed to be public!” she said. Looks like the cat is out of the bag!