Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert Will Actually Make You Feel the Most Single

♫ Alllllll byyyyyy myyyseeelllffff ♫

Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert’s PDA is so good, I’m not even mad at it. Yes, as a single twenty-something, it makes me a little dead on the inside, but in the best way. The newly engaged actress/singer and the Cleveland Cavaliers shooting guard announced they were expecting in September so they’re royal cuteness is only expanding. Their adorable pics filled with lap dances and affection scream nothing but “YOU’RE DYING ALONE, COW.” And at the same time, I can’t bring myself to look away because living vicariously and just plain living are basically the same thing.

Today is T’s 25th birthday, and these pics with her hubby are the gifts that keep on giving.

  • 1 Yes, claim your prize, honey.
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  • 2 Hotter than The Notebook, to be honest.
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  • 3 I’s hands staking their claim.
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  • 4 Their obsession translates in vintage.
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  • 5 Goals on steroids.
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  • 6 Those smiles, though.
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  • 7 Even the drummer is feeling that sexual tension.
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  • 8 Can’t stop starring at each other, and I can’t stop starring at them.
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  • 9 T’s face like: “Bitch, you don’t stand a chance.”
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    And I down there like: “Yup.”

  • 10 Physically inseparable.
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  • 11 The couple that plays together slays our souls.
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  • 12 Admiring his baby mama.
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  • 13 Gawd, I really can’t.
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I think I need a minute.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.
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