The Blessings and Travesties of Celeb Wardrobe in 2015

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

We’ve seen our fair share of tragedy in celebrity outfit choices this year. But when you look past Madonna’s bullfighter hooker look and Scarlett Johansson’s attempt to personify Ursula, you’ll find yourself thankful for our saviors. Take Nicki in Bey effortlessly slaying in bodysuits as they play in a blowup pool. Or J. Lo, who is 46 and can still pull off a whole bunch of gems strung together in what we peasants know as a gown. Brace yourselves for the roller coaster of emotions you’ll endure looking back at the best and worst dressed of 2015. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but know we’re all in it together.

  • 1 Blessing: Beyonce at the Met Gala
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    Bless this day, bless our eyes, bless every single jewel on that masterpiece gracing us with its presence.

  • 2 Travesty: Kim Kardashian at NYFW
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    The unfortunate reincarnation of Kanye’s workout plan.

  • 3 Blessing: Miguel at the VMAs
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    He can get it and my eyes are giving it to him.

  • 4 Travesty: Solange at the Met Gala
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    Somewhere in that flying saucer is a Solange.

  • 5 Blessing: Jennifer Lopez at the Golden Globes
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    I think this glowing goddess is actually floating and she hasn’t come back down.

  • 6 Travesty: Justin Bieber at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala
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    The Biebs wears sunglasses to shield him from his glowing jacket while the rest of us suffer. Selfish.

  • 7 Blessing: Parris Goebel and Her Crew in Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” Video
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    Hanging this pic above my fireplace as we speak.

  • 8 Travesty: Rihanna at the Grammys
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    I love dresses and I love cupcakes, but when the two combine it makes me sad.

  • 9 Blessing: Selena Gomez at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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    Slaying harder than a machete.

  • 10 Travesty: Madonna at the Grammys
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    If you thought this was the worst of it, you haven’t even seen the ass-less back.

  • 11 Blessing: Matt Bomer at the Golden Globes
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    Thanking the lord for the tight-fit suit.

  • 12 Travesty: Lana Del Rey at the Golden Globes
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    When Ursula is your stylist.

  • 13 Travesty: Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars
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    When Ursula is your inspiration.

  • 14 Travesty: Z LaLa at the AMAs
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    When Ursula ate you.

  • 15 Blessing: Draya Michele at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball
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    Bless this ballerina babe serving us that low-key leg slay.

  • 16 Travesty: Harry Styles at the AMAs
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    Wearable curtains in the form of flared pants are an abomination.

  • 17 Blessing: Beyonce and Nicki Minaj in the “Feeling Myself” Video
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    I wear these bodysuits under all of my clothes.

  • 18 Travesty: Sarah Jessica Parker at the Met Gala
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    The permanent work of a fire-breathing dragon.

  • 19 Blessing: Kourtney Kardashian at the VMAs
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    Putting this pretty little princess in my pocket.

  • 20 Travesty: Charlie XCX at the Grammys
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    The Easter bunny is floored right now and forever more.

  • 21 Blessing: Lenny Kravitz at the SAG Awards
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    When his penis isn’t falling out, our man Lenny knows how to pull it together.

  • 22 Blessing: Gigi Hadid at the Met Gala
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    Eat your heart out, Joe Jonas. And everyone on the planet.

  • 23 Travesty: FKA Twigs at the Met Gala
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    If I wanted to read cartoons, I’d grab the Sunday paper.

  • 24 Blessing: Taraji P. Henson at Big In 15
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    Cookie is living for this look.

  • 25 Travesty: Jared Leto at the Oscars
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    One of Charlie XCX’s lost Easter eggs.

  • 26 Blessing: Ciara at the BET Awards
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    A dress effortlessly hanging on C like me hanging around for a shirtless Joe Manganiello to walk through my door. [/item
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