Celebs Shouldn’t Have Left the House-Nevermind Gone to the Golden Globes-in These Tragic Getups

Thank gawd for 2016 Golden Globe attendees like Gina Rodriguez and Brie Larson, who are slaying me with their glam. Curse everybody else. Seriously, what were you all thinking? We’re kicking off award show season with this glittery AF night, and you have the audacity to show up to the red carpet looking like a bunch of trainwrecks?? I can’t and I won’t. Take a look in the gallery below and you won’t either.

  • 1 Regina King
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    I’m not only blind, but pissed.

  • 2 Ana de la Reguera
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    When you roll around in a field of flowers before going to the carpet.

  • 3 Viola Davis
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    When you personify the Milky Way.

  • 4 Leslie Mann
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    Sporting the macaroni choker made circa kindergarten.

  • 5 Amanda Peet
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    Is Amanda in there or nah?

  • 6 Natalie Dormer
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    Not even Christian Grey would approve of this dom mess.

  • 7 Jane Fonda
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    Eat cupcakes, Jane, don’t wear them.

  • 8 Tiziana Rocca
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    When you wear a bedazzled slip as a dress.

  • 9 Cate Blanchett
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    The icing to Jane Fonda’s cupcake dress.

  • 10 Carly Chaikin
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    Map of the world or red carpet gown?

  • 11 Jill Soloway
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    One accessory away from being the living Mad Hatter.

  • 12 Maril Davis
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    When Helena Bonham Carter is cloned.

  • 13 Sarah Hay
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    When the fairy convention is up the road.

  • 14 Jaimie Alexander
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    5 gum billboard ad IRL.

  • 15 Carly Steel
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    The tile on my bathroom floor that I should only be seeing in my bathroom.

Regina King defends her fashion choice below.

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