Our boy Leo DiCaprio has been a Stone Age mess for what feels like centuries. The man who was once a world-renowed thirst trap sadly became the spokesperson for dad bod and grew a beard longer than Moses ever could. But the bae is back, and we’re rejoicing. That’s right. Leo showed up at the 2016 Golden Globes looking like his sexy old self, making us happy in the pants.
If you recall, he’s been sporting this beard with models probably hidden inside of it for a while.
He’s been wearing this sad excuse for a mun.
And lastly, this has been hanging off of his once-perfect body for quite some time.
But alas, he’s discovered the treadmill and the razor, and he’s now gracing our lives like this:
And this, for the road:
Don’t ever leave us, or your shake weight, again, Leo. Ever.