All of the Times the Real Housewives Didn’t Know How to Dress Themselves

When Luann De Lesseps channeled a college freshman on a Friday night.

In the words of Luann de Lesseps, “money can’t buy you class.” It also can’t buy you style.

Most of the Real Housewives have plenty of moolah, but that does not an enviable wardrobe make. You’d think that if you were worth millions of dollars, you’d be swiping that black card left and right, purchasing some of the hottest looks. But apparently, no.

The Real Housewives may know how to stir the pot, but they don’t always know how to dress themselves—below gallery as proof. These are all of the times the ladies should have consulted a stylist first.

  • 1 When Luann de Lesseps channeled a college freshman on a Friday night.
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  • 2 When this velvet flower power thing hung from Lisa Vanderpump’s body.
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  • 3 When Kim Zolciak was an actual bottle of Svedka.
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  • 4 When someone put spikes around Sheree Whitfield’s waist.
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  • 5 When Kyle Richards channeled whatever animal this is.
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  • 6 When Adrienne Maloof’s dress vomited chains.
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  • 7 When Kenya Moore donned this unfortunate jumpsuit.
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  • 8 When Teresa Giudice wore this equally unfortunate dress.
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  • 9 When there was a small face creeping around between Camille Grammer’s boobs.
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  • 10 When this creature was inexplicably on Pettifleur Berenger’s head.
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  • 11 When Phaedra Parks forgot she was being choked by her own necklace.
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  • 12 When Lisa Vanderpump got trapped in this dress fly net.
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  • 13 When this—wait, what’s going on with Brandi Glanville’s nipples, here?
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  • 14 When Kim Zolciak somehow found a sequined double-breasted dress and wore it. (???)
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  • 15 When Ramona Singer hit all kinds of poses while trying to catch fish with her dress.
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