Don’t you just love a good thirst trap? Like, really love them? Love them so much you spend one-on-one time getting to know and analyzing them alone in your room at night? Sames. We’ve seen the ladies set their best, most intensive traps time after time. But don’t overlook the fellas who get their life on the IG, too. Unless you aren’t looking to get pregnant. Then maybe skip out on this venture.
Blazing bae LeeZus and his ripples of abs nearly broke the Internet harder than Kim K. recently, and it’s only right that we pay our respects to him and other Instagods who walk among us. See them below and hold them ovaries tight.
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1 LeeZus
Are you wearing protection? -
@matthew_noszka
Just another Sunday morning, amiright? -
@andrehamann
And PS: he plays guitar. With his abs. -
@davidgandy_official
This British bae sparks our interest in international affairs. The ones in his pants, obviously. -
@nick__bateman
And on top of all of this, he loves his dog. -
@kortajarenajon
We hear he uses his jawline to cut other male models. -
@robjamesevans
This trainer gets real personal if you know what I mean. -
@teriyakipapi
That filter really compliments those biceps. -
@itsdonbenjamin
Is it wet in here or is the east coast blizzard melting? -
10 Torren Davis@torrend
I’d be hitting this bae with more than a towel in this locker room. -
@broderickhunter
I picked out those underwear for him, do you like them? -
@thesorensen
When sexual bae is a Yankees fan…. -
13 Drew Hudson@sir_drewhudson
That helpless, flailing tree brand right there is me. -
@iamgalla
When bb is a Libra. #Sensitive. -
15 Sean O’Pry@seanopry55
Mood. -
16 Silviu Tolu@silviutolu
Is that a straw in your drink, or are you happy to see us? -
17 Ben Paul@paulinobenny
Another day, another sext from bae. -
@chico_lachowski
Hideous coat, just take it off. -
@gioboyparis
When you take bae to the gym. -
@riverviiperi
When bae boycotts drawstrings. -
21 Ben Dahlhaus@bendahlhausofficial
It’s a miracle that I can even type right now. -
@king_david85
The New Yorker’s profile says he does “Catering for all tastes.” Do with that what you will. -
@thaddboii
When you take dimples in exchange for ovaries. -
24 Wade Poezyn@wadepoezyn
Literally me at this moment in time.