The Most Outrageous Claims Celebs Have Made About Being Bomb in the Sack

When "the Big O is, like, the biggest O ever."

We are all a bunch of savages who want to know as much as we can about celebs’ sex lives. We’ve witnessed their sex tapes. Have seen their dick pics. Have gone into the trenches of the Internet to find out as much as we could about their penises. But some celebs are smart enough to play coy and make us read between the lines. The liners of their beds, that is.

Although not all of the stars are as open and willing to document their fortification as others, they’ve hinted at it. Or flat-out bragged about how good they are. Some like Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox verbalize it while others like Trey Songz and Drake put their talents into the poetry of song. According to themselves, they are celebrities who are the most mind-blowing in bed.

  • 1 Robin Thicke aims for “double-digit orgasms as much as possible.”
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    “It doesn’t happen all the time,” he said, when he was still married to Paula Patton, “but when I’ve got my mojo and my swag, it happens. Every few months it’s just like bam — repeated. Repeated!” Unfortunately, his mojo wasn’t strong enough for Paula to stay with his ass.

  • 2 Olivia Wilde has “sex like Kenyan marathon runners” with her husband Jason Sudeikis.
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    So are they running and boning at the same time? #Challenging.

  • 3 A good 45 minutes is just a snoozefest to Sting. He needs seven, maybe eight hours.
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    He later insisted this comments about his never-ending “tantric-sex” sessions with his wife were a joke, but….

  • 4 Jada Pinkett and Will Smith have had sex in every crevice on earth.
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    When asked to give sex advice, JPS said: “Be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road… Just switch it up.” Next sextination = the moon.

  • 5 Jessica Simpson has more aggressive sex than a bunny rabbit.
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    A few years ago, J. Simps told Ryan Seacrest that she was “kind of unstoppable” in the bed with then-fiance Eric Johnson. “The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever,” she said.

  • 6 Gene Simmons is so good in bed, that nearly 5,000 women needed to get on that.
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    That is coming from trustful and reputable source, Gene Simmons.

  • 7 Megan Fox compared her libido to that “of a 15-year-old boy[’s].”
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    The uber hottie said her sex drive is “so high” that all she wants to do it sex. Like, that’s all. “I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.” What about eat? Or sleep? Or Netflix??

  • 8 Jack Nicholson has boned all of Hollywood, apparently.
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    Not only is he presumably good enough between the sheets to get women has young as 33 years his junior in there, but he once said: “I’ve dated all the women, I’ve done all the drugs and I’ve drunk every drink.” Slay, Jack, slay.

  • 9 Progressive thinker Trey Songz says he invented sex.
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    In the musical masterpiece: “I Invented Sex.”

  • 10 Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones rocked so hard, his dick had its pick.
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    “You used to have three or four a night sometimes,” he said. “We would ask the night porter to go out and get the one in the striped thing and the one in the shorts next to her… then about half an hour later you’d say, ’That one in the red dress.'” Look out, Peter Gunz.

  • 11 When natural explorer Brad Pitt was much too bored with bed sex.
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    He prefers to penetrate Angie under the waterfall of their swimming pool. “It’s a great place for sex,” he said. We bet it is, Brad. We bet it is.

  • 12 Wilt Chamberlain is packing enough heat to get 20,000 girls.
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    But who’s counting? The NBA star has also claimed to have slept with 23 different women on a 10-day road trip.

  • 13 Nick Cannon had around-the-clock sex with Mariah Carey.
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    His advice for keeping a marriage alive is “lots of sex.” And now that they’re dunzo, this is just awk.

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