The Oscars 2016 Red Carpet Outfits Are a Mixture of Tragedy and Slayage

A rollercoaster of emotions.

Just when we were getting over the trauma from the 2016 Brit Awards fashion travesties, the biggest night in Hollywood, the Oscars, came along. And Hollywood still hasn’t gotten it together. Kind of.

Maybe the celebs are just confused, though. Michael Strahan seems to think he’s part of a hotel staff. Heidi Klum thinks she’s at a fairy’s wedding. Whoopi Goldberg is still on the Sister Act set. Otherwise, the fashion is absolutely bomb. Brie Larson. Olivia Wilde. Common. Thank you lord for these saving graces.

Now let’s get on with the outfits more tragic than Rob Kardashian’s Instagram and more holy than future prophet Saint West.

  • 1 Worst: Cate Blanchett
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    When you’re a living, breathing piƱata.

  • 2 Best: Olivia Wilde
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    Jason Sudeikis loves life the most right now.

  • 3 Worst: Michael Strahan
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    When the Smurfs throw up on your bellboy uniform.

  • 4 Best: Priyanka Chopra
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    Bow down to Princess Priyanka.

  • 5 Worst: Jared Leto
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    When you wear hostess cupcakes for shoes.

  • 6 Worst: Kate Winslet
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    Hefty’s new spokesperson.

  • 7 Best:Charlize Theron
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    Plunging perfection.

  • 8 Worst: Pharrell
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    Where’s the flood, P?

  • 9 Best: Brie Larson
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    Brie’s slay leaves me on the floor and I can’t get up.

  • 10 Worst: Whoopi Goldberg
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    Whoopi’s hiding the Sister Act cast under all of that dress fabric.

  • 11 Best: Finn Wittrock
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    Nothing scary about this AHS star’s look.

  • 12 Worst: Kerry Washington
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    Christian Grey would not approve of this failed attempt at dom chic.

  • 13 Best: Common
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    All-white everything.

  • 14 Worst: Heidi Klum
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    When you’re a glorified flower girl.

  • 15 Best: Eddie Redmayne
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    Can a tux get you pregnant?

  • 16 Worst: Jennifer Jason Leigh
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    Or glorified bridesmaid.

  • 17 Best: Margot Robbie
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    Glowing goddess perfection.

  • 18 Worst: Sofia Vergara
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    Maleficent and Ursula had a love child. It was this dress.

  • 19 Best: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
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    The couple that slays together, stays together.

  • 20 Worst: Diane Warren
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    The room Diane got dressed in was as dark as this outfit.

  • 21 Best: Olivia Munn
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    Red hot as hell.

  • 22 Worst: Paco Delgado
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    Willy Wonka is running rampant through Hollywood looking for his jacket.

  • 23 Best: Rachel McAdams
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    Leg out, eyes out, slay out.

  • 24 Worst: Sandy Powell
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    When you rip off the Lucky Charms spokesperson.

  • 25 Best: Sophie Turner
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    Serving Ariel chic.

  • 26 Worst: Isla Fisher
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    Grandma wants her couch fabric back.

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