Celebrity Facial Hair that Will Genuinely Make You Feel Uncomfortable

So bad you can't look away.

We would assume that Hollywood babes like Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio are so gorgeous, they can pull off any look. Can they, though? Can they really? The answer is no, they cannot. These horrific facial hair styles prove that no man is good looking enough to get away with it.

  • 1 Bobby Cannavale
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    We were already scared of him from Boardwalk Empire, and now we’re sleeping with the lights on forever.

  • 2 Brad Pitt
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    You’re better than this, Brad. Gandalf the Grey is better than this.

  • 3 Leonardo DiCaprio
    We’re still wondering: Santa or Leo? And somehow he still has thousands of models around him at any given moment.

  • 4 Mel Gibson
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    Any colonel in history would be ashamed.

  • 5 John Travolta
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    BRB, insides are shriveling up to nothingness.

  • 6 Terrence Howard
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    The facial hair is always there, but that doesn’t make us any less afraid of it.

  • 7 Zac Efron
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    Whether this look was for a movie role or not, there is no excuse for it.

  • 8 Shia LaBeouf
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    Can we prohibit the half-mustache, half-beard look forever? FOREVER.

  • 9 Pierce Brosnan
    James Bond would never stand for this crap.

  • 10 R. Kelly
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    Because we weren’t quite creeped out enough already.

  • 11 Zach Galifianakis
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    Looking at this is worse than a hangover. Much worse.

  • 12 Joaquin Phoenix
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    For a while we were actually concerned Joaquin’s beard swallowed his face.

  • 13 Channing Tatum
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    And just when you thought you couldn’t be any more failed by facial hair choices.

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