Chris Brown just pissed off the entire Internet.
The singer decided the world needed to know his opinion on the current Kehlani/Kyrie Irving/PARTYNEXTDOOR drama. And where do you go when you want to give an unsolicited opinion in 2016? Twitter, of course.
Breezy posted a series of erratic tweets late Tuesday night (March 29) that seemed to side with Irving and deem Kehlani’s suicide attempt a desperate plea for sympathy. He didn’t call her out by name, but we can read between the lines. Subtlety is not always Brown’s strong suit.
“#KYRIEMVP,” he wrote in one tweet. He followed that up with, “There is no attempting suicide. Stop flexing for the gram. Doing shit for sympathy so them comments under your pics don’t look so bad.” Yes, Brown is treating Kehlani’s suicide attempt in the same way most of us treat thirst traps.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
There is no attempting suicide. Stop flexing for the gram. Doing shit for sympathy so them comments under your pics don't look so bad
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
If you’re one of the three people not convinced Brown is referencing Kehlani, this next tweet will change your mind. “OK IM DONE,” he wrote. “Guess she gone have to watch the games from a real ’box’ now. ’THE TELEVISION’ #OHB ’OUTTA HERE BIH.'” Irving plays basketball, where his loved ones–including Kehlani–probably watch the game in box seats.
OK IM DONE. Guess she gone have to watch the games from a real "box" now. "THE TELEVISION" #OHB "OUTTA HERE BIH"
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
Also, was anyone else aware Brown and Irving were such besties? This seems like an awfully convenient time to come out of the woodwork with that little fact nugget. “I’ll be the BIGGEST PIECE OF ?,” Brown tweeted. “But ima ride for my Homies regardless. KYRIE is probably one of the only good guys left. IDGAF!!!”
I'll be the BIGGEST PIECE OF . But ima ride for my Homies regardless. KYRIE is probably one of the only good guys left. IDGAF!!!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
Well, we do GAF, CB. And we haven’t even talked about the pesky slut-shaming messages that started this entire rant. Read at your own risk.
I'll be the BIGGEST PIECE OF . But ima ride for my Homies regardless. KYRIE is probably one of the only good guys left. IDGAF!!!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
They look like they have stank sex!!!!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) March 30, 2016
Our thoughts are with Kehlani during this difficult time. As for Breezy, we’re sure Twitter will check him soon enough.