Is It Just Us Or Is Rolling Stone Obsessed With Chesticles?

There are more ways to photograph women, y'all.

Rolling Stone revealed the cover of its June 18 issue, featuring Orange is the New Black’s Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon giving sExY~* stares without bras. (Nevermind how they chose to forget the diversity the show is known for.) This latest cover got us thinking: We get it, guys—boobs exist. But can’t they figure out a way to showcase the talents of these women over their breasts? Answer: No.

  • 1 Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon
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    Casual breasts.
  • 2 Fergie
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    Prom queen (?) breasts. [/item
  • 3 Miranda Kerr
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    CHAINED TO A TREE breasts. [/item
  • 4 Katy Perry
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    Lounging on a Sunday breasts. [/item
  • 5 Janet Jackson
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    Iconic breasts. (No, but this is actually iconic.) [/item
  • 6 Britney Spears
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    Lake day breasts. [/item
  • 7 Nicki Minaj
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    Tank-top breasts. [/item
  • 8 Brooke Shields
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    “Oh! I didn’t see you there” breasts.
  • 9 Mariah Carey
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    Cowboy breasts. [/item
  • 10 Winona Ryder
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    Overalls breasts. [/item
  • 11 Katy Perry (again)
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    “This is what I work out in” breasts. [/item
  • 12 Shakira
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    Fierce breasts. [/item
  • 13 Christina Aguilera
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    Angsty breasts. [/item
  • 14 Kim Kardashian
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    Sailor breasts. [/item