Thotty Hotties: Male Celebrities Who Are Heauxs

*Hot heauxs*

“To heaux or not to heaux?” That is the question to which these male celebrities have answered “yes” time and time again.

When you’re rich, beautiful and famous, pretty much anything geauxs and as certain famous men (below) have proven, sometimes you just want to be seen out and about with fellow rich, beautiful and famous people. But what happens when you start to do too much? Welp, that’s when the Hollywood heaux life kicks in.

These male celebrities are kneauxn for being heauxs, whether they’re constantly out with new ladies on their arms or just THOT-ing it up on the scene (or in John Mayer’s case, at home). They’re known for their star-studded romantic histories, their bad boy tendencies and most importantly, for being famous heauxs. Check ’em out here.

  • 1 Orlando Bloom
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    Pirates of the Caribbean bae Orlando Bloom is hot, has beautiful hair (and a panty-melting accent) and has been linked to so many high-profile ladies. Bloom’s heaux tendencies reached an all-time high last weekend when he was reportedly hooking up with Selena Gomez while still dating Katy Perry. Neither of these ladies seems bothered, but we’re calling heauxrses—t on Bloom.

  • 2 John Mayer
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    Never one to seek out the spotlight, John Mayer is a quiet heaux. He mainly posts up in his Montana ranch these days, playing the guitar and thinking about watches, but the singer, who once described sex with Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm,” has a star-studded romantic history (Simpson, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston). We should have known he would one day exhibit heaux-like tendencies when we first heard his breakout hit, “Your Body Is a Wonderland.”

  • 3 Justin Bieber
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    Precious prince Justin Bieber can sing, dance and heaux his butt off. The Biebs’ most public, long-term relationship was with Selena Gomez, but Biebs has since been linked to several woman, including Kourtney Kardashian, Hailey Baldwin and many, many models. True to heaux form, Biebs can often be found posting nude and/or half nude photos to the ’gram.

  • 4 Fetty Wap
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    After a quick, Kanye-approved rise to fame, Fetty Wap found himself in some messy baby mama drama. Things were so messy in his heauxness’ personal life that last year, it seemed as though women popped up every other week claiming to be pregnant with his babies. The heaux king and father of three is still in search of his trap queen.

  • 5 Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Leonardi DiCaprio is a low-profile heaux who loves high-profile women. The Revenant actor has reportedly dated (or had flings with) at least 20 well-known ladies, including Blake Lively, Bar Refaeli, Gisele Bündchen and so many more blondes.

  • 6 James Franco
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    James Franco has earned his heaux title through years of dating famous people and allegedly trying to pick up a minor via Instagram. Franceaux has supposedly dated / hooked up with Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller and Lana Del Rey, among others.

  • 7 Harry Styles
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    Beware the heaux in floral print clothing. Former heaux-in-training Harry Styles reached peak heaux status after notoriously breaking Taylor Swift’s heart. She sold records, he became a heaux, and has been romantically linked to Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner and Emma Watson.

  • 8 Colin Farrell
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    Irish bad boy Colin Farrel might just be a reformed heaux. The actor, who was once linked to Angelina Jolie, Demi Moore, Britney Spears and meauxr, has reportedly slowed down the heaux hustle in favor of spending more time with his two sons.

  • 9 Wilmer Valderrama
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    Before his days as Demi Lovato’s beaux, Wilmer Valderrama was a That ’70s Sheaux heaux. Valderrama has supposedly dated Mila Kunis, Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson, and once told Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore’s virginity. Valderrama and Lovato have since been together for about five and a half years, on and off.

  • 10 Derek Jeter
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    New York Yankee heaux Derek Jeter has dated a ton of hot women. The 41-year-old, who is currently dating Hannah Davis, has supposedly hooked up with Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey and many more.

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