The Best Bossip Headlines of 2016 (So Far)

Girthy. Baes.

If you’ve never visited the website Bossip, you need to immediately. The gossip site literally gives zero f–cks and writes headlines that only the naughtiest part of your brain can imagine. Think PerezHilton.com on steroids, where “fat cakes” means big booty and “gut full of” means pregnant. Is it savage? Yes. Is it everything? Yes, yes, yes.

These 15 headlines are the best of the year (so far). But it’s only June, people. There are plenty more “pipes,” “girthy baes” and “mystery thick thangs” to come. Bless.

  • 1 “Piped down”?!?! That’s it. Carve my tombstone.
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  • 2 MysteryThickThang was actually my first AIM screen name.
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  • 3 Can’t Tyga live?!
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  • 4 Only on Bossip can the word “swirl”–in this context–and “church” exist in the same sentence.
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  • 5 No human should be called “tender”…
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  • 6 How are y’all ’gonna do Olivia Pope like that?!
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  • 7 I feel like a felon just reading this alone.
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  • 8 Jerkin’ and Drivin: A series coming to a PornHub platform near you!
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  • 9 [] Men. [] Women. [] Girthy baes. (Please check your preference.)
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  • 10 Put some respeck on his name!
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  • 11 No shame in being a “beggin azz.” We all are.
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  • 12 Yikes.
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  • 13 The realest celebrity pregnancy updates you’ll find on the web.
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  • 14 Cake, cake, cake!
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  • 15 There’s some genuine concern hidden in all that shade.
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