10 Adorable Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Moments That Will Make You Cry Into a Pizza

Jesus, I'm single.

It would be really fun to be Blake Shelton. He is hunky, gets paaaaaid to spin around in a chair and is one half of the most adorable celebrity couple on Earth. Shelton began dating his Voice co-judge Gwen Stefani in November 2015, and they’ve spent the last eight months enchanting the world with awkward (read: sexy) moments that remind us all just how single we are. From singing duets on national television to secret neck-nuzzles, Shelton and Stefani’s #RelationshipGoals game is strong. Are you ready to cry into a pizza yet?

You will be after you flip through these 10 precious moments. We’re happy for them and all, but–damn–will we ever find love like this?! Probably not. That’s why there is delivery. And booze.

  • 1 When she stared at him like I stare at the waiter taking my order.
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  • 2 And when she hugged him like I hug the Domino’s delivery guy.
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  • 3 When he whispered sweet nothings into her ear the same way I whisper to my ice cream, “Come to mama.”
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  • 4 When he nuzzled into her neck akin to me nuzzling into nachos.
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  • 5 When they gazed into each other’s eyes just like I stare at the Taco Bell drive-thru menu.
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  • 6 When he embraced her like I embrace delicious summer cocktails.
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  • 7 When he poured ice on her with the same fervency I add ice to my vodka soda.
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  • 8 When she literally said, “I love you” to him, which I’ve only said to the homeless man who complimented my hair.
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  • 9 When they smirked wearing matching hats like I smirk at people who order a salad instead of fries.
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  • 10 When he looked at her with the boyish delight I exclusively reserve for penis pictures on Grindr.
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