We recently did an exploration of television’s original THOTs. However, we have something even better (read: dirtier) for you today: cartoon THOTs. Contrary to popular belief, not all cartoon characters are G-rated, doe-eyed cuties who spend their days eating cotton candy. Nope. Some cartoon characters are thirsty–and not for water. Baes after my own heart.
These 13 characters are the THOTtiest of the bunch. Revel in their brazen attitudes–and even more brazen outfits. I certainly do.
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1 Johnny Bravo, Johnny BravoCartoon Network
The premise of the show is him literally trying (and failing) to pick up girls. -
2 Glenn Quagmire, Family GuyFox
Giggity. -
3 The Kanker Sisters, Ed, Edd N EddyCartoon Network
These three sisters had it baaaad for the Ed brothers. -
4 Brittany Taylor, DariaMTV
The friendliest THOT in town. -
5 Dazzle Novak, Moonbeam CityCartoon Network
The modern-day Johnny Bravo. -
6 Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?Disney
Everyone’s inner THOT comes out when you put on a dress like this (including mine). -
7 Daphne, Scooby Doo!CBS
What were she and Fred really doing when the gang separated? -
8 Meg, HerculesDisney
Disney THOT. -
9 Gaston, Beauty and the BeastDisney
Hairy roided slimeball THOT. -
10 Dimitri, Anastasia20th Century Fox
Yup, him too. -
11 Hello Nurse, AnimaniacsAnimaniacs
This queen.