Celebrity Bulges That Put Justin Bieber’s to Shame

Here to make your day a little brighter.

Justin Bieber shocked the world by putting his (potentially photoshopped) manhood on full display for Calvin Klein. Everyone needs a little bulge in their life, because it makes fantasies about our favorite male celebrities so much more exciting. And don’t confuse this with the male version of camel toe, aka the moose knuckle.

  • 1 Trey Songz
    @treysongz

  • 2 Jon Hamm
    Getty

  • 3 Matt Bomer
    Warner Bros.

  • 4 Joe Jonas
    Getty

  • 5 Mark Wahlberg
    Getty

  • 6 Kellen Lutz
    Getty

  • 7 Ryan Gosling
    Focus

  • 8 Tyrese
    Getty

  • 9 Justin Theroux
    Getty

  • 10 Jake Gyllenhaal
    20th Century Fox

  • 11 Cristiano Ronaldo
    Getty

  • 12 Lebron James
    Getty

  • 13 Taylor Lautner
    Splash News

  • 14 David Beckham
    Getty

To many, Mark Wahlberg is the poster boy for bulge, due in large part to his iconic Calvin Klein ads. Thank you again, Calvin Klein, for shedding light on our burning questions and bringing countless smiles to our faces.

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