Ceaser’s got 99 problems, and they’re all Dutchess. In this Black Ink Crew bonus clip, Cease and Ted share a car ride and Cease reveals that his ex-fiancée had a run in with his recent “Netflix and chill” partner and Brand Ambassador Miss Kitty, and it didn’t end well.
Trigger-happy Dutchess pulled up on Kitty with a handful of mace and gave her eyes a nice coat of pepper spray. As Ceaser is clearly screaming inside while telling the story, Ted is over here like…
Not because he gets pleasure on seeing Kit in pain, but due to the fact that Ceaser’s lady problems are reaching his level of bizarre.
“Caes, what you got going on? I would’ve gotten b*itches stomped out at 113th. I would’ve gotten b*tches beat up at the pool. I ain’t never get a bitch pepper sprayed. You catching up to me. I gotta watch you.”
Ceaser continues with the story revealing that Dutchess pulled a spray and run after macing Kitty, and then shares the biggest plot twist.
“After she pepper sprays the b*tch, guess who she calls? [Add short pause for dramatic effect.] ME,” he states.
Ted continues his hysterical laughter at his cousins insane predicament and jokes, “she’s going to mace you next.” Watch out Ceaser! The wrath of Dutchess is upon you.