Good morning! How did you sleep? I slept like a baby knowing that Donald Trump got eviscerated by none other than Eminem last night with a cypher so ruthless, we’re sure the president will have a lot to tweet about today. Just give it a listen for yourself:
I have nothing to say. I am honestly speechless. Has anyone checked on the president? Did anyone get him some ice? Where is Kelly Anne Conway?
Also, just putting this out there, “You don’t got the f-cking nuts like an empty asylum” is going to be my new go-to burn. Watch out, enemies.
It wasn’t long before the tweets started rolling in:
— LeBron James (@KingJames) October 11, 2017
Protect Eminem at all cost
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) October 11, 2017
— Sean Diddy Combs (@diddy) October 11, 2017
Whoa. Rap God. @Eminem thank you. Potentttt
— J. Cole (@JColeNC) October 11, 2017
When Eminem said 'I am tired of walking on eggshells fuck that I'm stomping' I felt that.
— dJ madiJuana (@amadijuana) October 11, 2017
— ra-mel (@itsRamel) October 11, 2017
Please god somebody ask the Press Secretary about Eminem today amen
— Scarin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 11, 2017
Even Colin Kaepernick tweeted his support:
— Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) October 11, 2017
Alright, I’m taking bets on when Trump makes his own diss track. How many times do you think he’ll say the word “huge” or call Eminem “fake news?”
In Eminem’s defense, it’s really hard to say anything nice about Donald Trump.