These Celebrity PDA Moments Will Give You Distinct Sloppy Joe Vibes

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We’ve all seen those couples—the two lovebirds on the subway, at the grocery store, or at McDonald’s who can’t stop making out. You can see full-on tongue action and, if you’re truly blessed, maybe some groping/above-the-pants activity. It’s alluring, terrifying, and—most important—154 percent inappropriate. But don’t think celebrities, with their fancy cars and actual buckets of money, are immune to such primal behavior. Yes, even A-listers have sexual itches they need to scratch. And these 15 pairs did it as plebeians looked on with envious eyes.

  • 1 Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder
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    Matching hat PDA.

  • 2 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
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    Casual ass-grab PDA.

  • 3 Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt
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    Stick out your tongue and say “AHHH” PDA.

  • 4 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
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    High-class, Evian-infused PDA.

  • 5 Madonna and Drake
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    Publicity stunt PDA.

  • 6 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
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    “I’M A GENIUS” PDA.

  • 7 Neal Schon and Michaele Salahi
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    Haute couture PDA.

  • 8 Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose
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    Lizard tongue PDA. [/item
  • 9 Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed
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    Historically significant PDA.

  • 10 Steve and Josie Stevens
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    Cheetah print and pink bow PDA. [/item
  • 11 Kristin Chenoweth and Sean Hayes
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    PDA for equality.

  • 12 Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
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    “What are you doing with that hand?” PDA.

  • 13 Janice Dickinson and Young Man
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    No f—ks given PDA.

  • 14 Kendra Wilkinson and Hugh Hefner
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    May–December PDA.

  • 15 Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
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    Scientology PDA. [/item