The Worst Dressed People at the 2015 ESPYS

Their fashion game is not a slam dunk. (Eh?!)

The 2015 ESPYs aired Wednesday night and, even with the fashionable presence of Caitlyn Jenner, bad outfits still ran rampant. Here are the highlowlights.

  • 1 Todd Clever
    Eek! Why did the American rugby player think his favorite ice cream flavor—we’re guessing raspberry sorbet—was a good outfit palette? Serving waaaaaay too many scoops of Baskin-Robbins realness, tbh.
  • 2 Denise Austin
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    We understand she’s a fitness instructor, but did Denise have to channel her love for Spandex on the red carpet?
  • 3 J.J. Watt
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    The Houston Texans defensive end literally looks like a fraternity and Easter threw up on him.
  • 4 Chelsea Kilgore
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    Here’s an idea! Run your dress through a paper shredder before leaving the house. It’ll make you look eDgY~*. That’s what Chelsea, wife of Los Angeles Clippers player J.J. Redick, did (apparently).
  • 5 Odell Beckham Jr.
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    The crazy catch-making New York Giants wide receiver is more entertaining than a Broadway show (on the field), but it looks like he opted for movie theater seat upholstery here.
  • 6 Tara Lipinski
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    For a former Olympic figure skater, Tara’s style is surprisingly inelegant. The tropical flowers give us distinct seventh grade doodle vibes.
  • 7 Jarvis Landry
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    The Miami Dolphins return specialist’s suit is fine. The hat, on the other hand, is reprehensible. Specialize in returning that, sir.
  • 8 Danica Patrick
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    We know she’s a race car driver, but Danica really needs to slow down with the summer plant prints. The only thing missing from this look is a strawberry daiquiri and SPF 50.
  • 9 Julia Mancuso
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    This looks like a shower curtain. Like, literally a shower curtain. What was this American World Cup alpine ski racer thinking?
  • 10 Baron Davis
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    The former NBA player obviously turned his mom’s comforter into a blazer.
  • 11 Diane Sawyer
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    Pepto-Bismol much?
  • 12 Peyton Manning
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    The ’80s want their suit back, bb.
  • 13 Frank “the Tank” Kaminsky
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    The Charlotte Hornet’s JC Penny-looking suit is harmless. But then…bam!…tanks in the liner. Tacky, tacky, tacky!