Seriously, Is Charlize Theron Incapable of Aging?

Apparently 40 is the new 20.

Charlize Theron is the eternal bae. The goddess in human form turns 40 today (!) and shows zero signs of aging. As a reverse-birthday gift to all of us, it would be wonderful if she could tell us the whereabouts of the fountain of youth she’s been drinking out of all these years. I mean, it’s the right thing to do.

  • 1 For a point of reference, here Charlize is in ’96.
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    Preparing us for a face we would never escape. (Not that we would want to escape it.)

  • 2 Fast forward to 2015, and her face hasn’t moved.
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    And I mean that in a positive, non-Kim K. way.

  • 3 Here she is, like, “Yeaaah, I’m bae as shit!!”
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    Damn it.

  • 4 And reflecting on how hard it is to look still so damn good.
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    A hard-knock life, no doubt.

  • 5 Now she’s all: “Wait, you want to know my secret to looking so young?”
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  • 6 “Haha, bitches! Not even.”
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  • 7 Does the black-and-white filter make her look even younger?
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    I can’t even tell at this point.

  • 8 Look at her side-eyeing these THOTs trying to be as hot as her.
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    They’re half her age, BTW.

  • 9 Now she’s just annoyed. Seriously, leave her wrinkle-free face alone.
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  • 10 And there she goes, leaving us aging peasants in her timeless, holy path.
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    SMH/envious AF.

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