Chris Hemsworth’s Is the DILF-iest of the DILFs

Push me in a stroller, please.

There is nothing better than a hot dad. You know the ones I’m talking about—rolling their little nuggets in trendy strollers, bulging bicep muscles greeting you and all the other slack-jawed passersby. Look closely enough, and you can even see washboard abs hidden under their “#1 Dad” T-shirts. (The six-pack is courtesy of playing airplane with the little one, of course.)

Chris Hemsworth, who turns 32 today and has three children with his wife Elsa Pataky (daughter India Rose and twin sons Tristan and Sasha), is arguably the DILF-iest of DILFs. Like, he’s so DILF-y it’s ridiculous. Whether he’s cradling little India in his big strong arms or has two tykes strapped to his chest like a GD superhero, you can’t help but marvel at his parenting prowess. Seriously, Chris, roll me around in a stroller. I’m available.

If you don’t believe us, maybe these 15 important photos of Chris and his kids will change your jaded minds. The children look adorable. Chris looks blistering. Proceed at your own thirst.

  • 1 “Take the photo quickly, Elsa. I’ve got the first watch.”
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  • 2 “Stay close to my bosom, children. I’ll protect you.” (We’d give up just about everything to be India’s hand touching Chris’ chest.)
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  • 3 See his biceps coming out of the woodwork rn? Who needs dumbbells?
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  • 4 Chris’ veiny, delicious forearm—it’s chillin’ behind Elsa—will solve world hunger and pay for India’s college education.
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  • 5 Sobbing uncontrollably.
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  • 6 Chris building a sandcastle with his daughter is holier than any baptism. (And I was raised Catholic.)
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  • 7 The world is brighter because Chris and India went to Whole Foods that one time. (Love the stank face, I.)
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  • 8 DILF requirement: chin dimples sculpted by jolly little elves.
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  • 9 Yeah, Chris—manhandle that stroller!
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  • 10 Thankful this happened.
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  • 11 “Nice to meet you, Prince Harry. I’m DILF. Chris is just my nickname.”
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  • 12 Sturdier than any crib.
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  • 13 We’d all be more complete humans if Chris held us at least once.
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  • 14 We’re parched and Dad Chris is an extra-large glass of blue Gatorade. No ice.
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  • 15 DILF-tastic, head to toe. God bless you, Chris.
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    Gonna go faint now. TTYL.