Here’s the Formula You Need to Make a Phenomenal Reality TV Show

If there's no instigator, I'm simply not going to watch.

With about 4,873 reality shows to choose from these days, you better make sure yours is entertaining as hell for anyone to stick around. Luckily, there are staples of reality TV that guarantee maximum viewing pleasure for the audience. In the following video, we break them all down and spill all the tea on why you’re obsessed with random humans doing random AF things that typically involve vodka, eye-rolls, and the phrase “I’m not here to make friends.” This is a judgement-free zone, after all. Check out more from VH1’s month-long Keepin’ It Real reality TV package.