Very Questionable Getups at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards

The teens should not have to see this.

You may have missed the 2015 Teen Choice Awards last night, because chances are you’re no longer a 14-year-old who worships an excessive denim-wearing Justin Timberlake. But we have everything you missed right here: the tragic and totally questionable wardrobe choices from the night.

  • 1 Rita Ora
    Rita, I love your enthusiasm but my retinas do not.

  • 2 Chloe Grace Moretz
    My anaconda don’t. Ever.

  • 3 Charlotte McKinney
    Is this a lot of side boob for a teen awards show, or am I more prude than I thought?

  • 4 Wiz Khalifa
    Is he kidding? I don’t think he is.

  • 5 Janel Parrish
    I think I’ve seen this dress hanging from my windows before.

  • 6 Britney Spears
    I thought highly of the tooth fairy until today.

  • 7 Jason Derulo
    High-waters are never OK, JD. Not even sometimes.

  • 8 Jordin Sparks
    Not completely tragic, but tragic enough to remind me of a jail cell.

  • 9 Willow Shields
    If this dress were the Hunger Games, I would voluntarily forfeit.

  • 10 Monique Coleman
    I’d be lying if I said I never got a dress caught in a paper shredder before a red carpet.

  • 11 Amanda Steele
    Sending a lifeguard to save Amanda from drowning in her pants.

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