Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s Sexiest Moments Will Make You Sad They’re (Reportedly) Breaking Up

There's no more hope for the rest of us.

It’s a sad, sad day for pretty people.

Born-and-bred thirst traps Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are separating, according to reports from TMZ and Us Weekly. In other words, we can give up on ever finding good sex again.

This decision has been in the works for months now, which makes sense because BAG and Megan haven’t been spotted in public since June. The two have been together for 11 years and even tied the knot in 2010. They have two sons: Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. No word yet on if they’re getting a divorce, but fingers crossed these hotties can work it out.

We’re still bewildered over this news. When a couple is this blazing, how can they possibly have problems? Please relive their sexiest moments with us and pray to the Sexy Celebrity God these sexy kids make amends. That’s a lot of sexy.

  • 1 Red carpet thirst.
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  • 2 Ninja Turtle thirst.
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  • 3 Tattoo thirst.
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  • 4 Lakers thirst.
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  • 5 Partially opened shirt thirst. (We see you, Bri.)
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  • 6 Mickey Mouse thirst.
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  • 7 “Look how in love we are!” thirst.
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  • 8 NASCAR (?) thirst.
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  • 9 This-photo-made-me-pregnant-and-I’m-a-dude thirst.
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