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This New Restaurant Will Allow You to Enjoy Food and Sex at the Same Time

Kinda.

A new Dallas restaurant Tallywackers is making your dreams come true by combining the two best things in life: food and sex. Well, sort of. The bar/restaurant will offer up sexy, chiseled, shirtless male waiters in very tight spandex. So while you may not actually be having sex during your Tallywackers experience, by looking at and being around these beautiful beefcakes, you kind of are.

If you aren't in the Dallas area, your thirsty level will only suffer a bit. Future calendars and photo spreads as such are in the making.

Should we be thanking Magic Mike for this beautiful concept?

Probably. Now go off and tell everyone you know so we can make this a NATIONAL PHENOMENON.