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02.04.2005 12:00 AM EST
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Best Week Ever: Star Trek Zapped; Martha Hired
Star Trek Beamed Up; Martha Stewart's Work Release
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VH1 Staff
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(Photo:
Evan Agostini/Getty Images
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Thousands of Trekkies Tremble
It's been announced that Star Trek: Enterprise will come to an end this May following four underwhelming seasons. This news was taken especially hard by millions of fans leading underwhelming
lives.
Enterprise, starring Quantum Leap's Scott Bakula, failed to find steady fan base and was never able to grow in popularity like previous Star Trek series have. One possible reason for this might have been the decision to cast the sexy Jolene Blalock as "Commander T'Pol," because if we've learned one thing over time it's that Trekkies often seem to get scared away by pretty women.
Unless Paramount steps up with a new Star Trek series for the fall, it will be the first time in over ten years that an outgoing Trek series was not replaced by a new Trek series. If this is the case, millions of nerds everywhere might be forced to experience something that they've never experienced before: the outdoors.
BWE's Sherrod Small goes off on the brand new 50 Cent video "Candy
Shop."
Martha Stewart Gets Trump's Sloppy Seconds
Martha Stewart has gone from being America's favorite domestic diva to America's favorite imprisoned diva, and now looks to become America's favorite reality TV show diva. Only in America.
NBC has confirmed that Stewart will star in a spin-off of The Apprentice, cleverly titled "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart." This proved to be a much better idea than NBC's original concept, "Day Trading with Martha Stewart."
With Stewart busting out of prison next month, NBC announced that casting will begin immediately. Stewart insists that she has no idea who is going to be on the show, who is going to get kicked off the show, and who is going to win the show, so don't go asking her for any tips, okay?
Donald Trump wishes Martha the best on her new project, saying, "I hope she has as much fun as I do with this venture." No word yet on whether or not Trump has recommended a hairstylist for her.
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