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Songs that sound better sung by Sean Connery:

"Black Hole Sun"
by Soundgarden

"Whole Lotta Love"
by Led Zeppelin

"Blister in the Sun"
by Violent Femmes

"You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"
by Dead or Alive

"Danny Boy"
traditional

"Summertime"
by George Gershwin

"Parents Just Don't Understand"
by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

A Paranoid's 80's Mix Tape

"Who Can It Be Now?"
by Men At Work

"Somebody's Watching Me"
by Rockwell (featuring Michael Jackson)

"Somewhere Out There"
by Linda Ronstadt / James Ingram

"All Out To Get You"
by English Beat

"Faces In The Window"
by Dio

"For The Love of Big Brother"
by Eurythmics

"Der Kommissar"
by After The Fire

"Spy In The House Of Love"
by Was (Not Was)

"Countdown to Armageddon"
by Public Enemy

"Bette Davis Eyes"
by Kim Carnes

"The Government Is Going To Find Me And Put A Bullet In My Head, Be Happy"
by Bobby McFerrin

	C. Bottomley
	Mikki Halpin
	Scott Lapatine
	Bob Lefsetz
	Jim Macnie
	Steffie Nelson
	Kevin Whitehead

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