Executive Producer: Noah Vadnai
Directors, Writers, Producers: David Rosen, Cheryl Van Ooyen - Men of Science, Inc.
Editor: Will Znidaric - Mad River Post
Line Producer: Kristal Mosley
Director of Photography: Mike Crane
Sound Engineers: Ramsay Davila, Chris Gleaton
Audio Mix: Josh Abbey - Color NY
Production Coordinator : Adama Elder
Props/Stylist: Giordanna Delince
Colorist: Matt Rosenblum - Nice Shoes
Titles and Logo: Lori Hoffman
Paris Hilton: Corine Palermo
Nicole Richie: Tiffany Lee
Mel Gibson: Joe Petcka
Brandon Davis: Dan Cooley
Shanna Moakler: Kelly Ann Lyons
Police Woman: Blaze Kelly
Police Man & Doctor: Russ Klien

Executive Producer: Noah Vadnai
Directors, Writers, Producers: David Rosen, Cheryl Van Ooyen - Men of Science, Inc.
Editor: Will Znidaric - Mad River Post
Line Producer: Kristal Mosley
Director of Photography: Mike Crane
Sound Engineers: Ramsay Davila, Chris Gleaton
Audio Mix: Josh Abbey - Color NY
Production Coordinator : Adama Elder
Props/Stylist: Giordanna Delince
Colorist: Matt Rosenblum - Nice Shoes
Titles and Logo: Lori Hoffman
Britney: Kelly Ann Lyons
K-Fed: Paul Marron
Doctor: Jim Todd
Teeny Bopper 1: Lori Hoffman
Teeny Booper 2: Sabrina Gruneberg