July 8, 2008
This might just be the greatest interview of the century. In a chat with Complex Magazine, Flavor Flav revealed all the stuff we wish we never knew about him - like the worst prank he ever played and the deets of his virginity loss at age 6. Holy crap. Read below for our favorite moments, and check out the entire amazing thing here.
On the time he ate a booger as part of a prank, and how he got revenge:
For the person that put the booger on my hamburger, I got him back by taking some dog sh*t and putting it on the Ritz Crackers and he ate that sh*t.
Discussing his most prized possession:
When we were over in Switzerland, they made a Flav Coo-Coo clock. And when it strikes three o’clock you got little Flav that comes out and say “YeahhhhhBoy! YeahhhhhBoy!”
Detailing the disturbing tale of losing his virginity at six-years old:
Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box…A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes….This was when I was real, real, real, real, young….I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old…Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.
Yeah, boy?
Tags: Flavor Flav•Hip Hop•Music•Television
July 8, 2008
Serial monogamist Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend, that dude from the Apple commercials who always seems way too smug about MacBooks, have ended their love affair. Apparently when they took a second to stop making out and humping all over each other, they realized that they had NOTHING in common.
Barrymore’s people confirmed the break-up, and a source says Drew and Justin Long “are still friends,” which totally means something terrible happened between the two and they haven’t spoken for weeks. Maybe Justin discovered Drew secretly working on a PC, or maybe Drew got sick of dating a dude who only works in commercials. She was married to Tom Green ya’ll - this is a girl who demands class from her men! Drew moves on to new guys faster than you can say Poison Ivy, so we expect to see her making out with a new dude in 3…2…1…Now!
Tags: Drew Barrymore•Justin Long•Movies•Television
July 7, 2008
Take Celebreality staples from the past two-and-a-half years of VH1 programming, throw them all together in a remote, exotic location, make them compete for cold, hard cash and what do you think the result will be?
Our thoughts exactly.
Are ya interested?
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Tags: I Love Money•Celebreality•Television
July 6, 2008
Mac’s Back Posted 10 PM EST
And his poor attitude toward the competition and his competitors has sent Mac packing. Are you disappointed to see the little man go so soon? Was choosing Brandi C., who can’t seem to do anything right, over Mac a wise decision?
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Tags: I Love Money•Celebreality•Television
July 3, 2008
Madame Tussauds wax museum unveiled a brand new Tyra Banks statue, and the fake thing is - dare we say it - fiercer than the real deal! Can you tell which is which?
Tags: Tyra Banks•fashion•Television
July 3, 2008
Hey, Facebook fiends and MySpace mavens! We know you’re always trying to have some cyber fun, so to help you play with pals, we’re announcing the arrival of the SuperPoke!Fest. To celebrate our newest show, I Love Money, featuring some your favorite cast members from Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and I Love New York, we’ve concocted 30 VH1 specific SuperPokes! to get someone’s attention. Yes, you will soon be telling pals that you want to “get romantical” with them, or “give them a thorny rose.”
As you poke someone you also have a chance to have your personalized message shown on VH1 during the four-day marathon of Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and I Love New York. (Thursday, July 3 – Sunday, July 6).
Head over to our I Love Money page for more info on the show, it’s crazy cast, and the links to SuperPoke! your pals. Don’t forget to watch the show’s premiere this Sunday night.
Tags: I Love New York•Flavor of Love 3•Rock of Love 2•I Love Money•Television
July 3, 2008
What’s that horrible smell you ask? Why it’s none other than Kim Kardashian, getting busy mixing perfume oils together to create her very own scent. She’s already working on the perfume and the bottle design, and the whole package should be available next May - just in times for Mother’s Day! Yup, every mom we know would LOVE to be covered in Kim stank. Kardashian, who is quickly becoming our fave celebrity blogger, wrote on her website:
It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!
We’d love to know what kind of scent is uniquely Kim. It probably smells like sex tape and mascara. Mixed with rose petals, of course. [OfficialKimKardashian]
Tags: Kim Kardashian•Television
July 2, 2008
Jennifer Lopez loves her scrawny husband; we love her hot bag. [Jezebel]
Amy Winehouse’s dad dragged his daughter home from the pub and locked her in the house. Finally! [DListed]
Angelina’s twins are weeks away from being born. Everybody can chill out - especially you, Shiloh! [Seriously? OMG!]
Janet and JD look fine en France for fashion week. Ohh la love it! [YBF]
The cast of Friends is reuniting for a movie based on the TV show. Do not want! [I'mNotObsessed]
Suri Cruise caught playing with her favorite toy - a $100 bill. [JustJared]
Tags: Movies•Music•Television
July 2, 2008
If you’ve ever watched the beautiful Adrianne Curry on her VH1 show My Fair Brady, you know a few things about her:
- She’s hot.
- She shoots guns.
- She eats meat.
So it was no surprise that the model-turned-blogger took to the web to support fellow meat-eating hottie Jessica Simpson, after Pam Anderson called her a “bitch” and “whore.” Curry hit up her Myspace blog to post a rant entitled “Why are vegetarians so damn angry??” Our favorite quote is below - check out the rest here.
Recently it has been going around that the beautiful Pam Anderson ripped into Jessica Simpson for wearing “Real girls eat Meat” shirt. She called her a BITCH and a WHORE. Now I love Pam, but if she wanted to help bring Jessica to “the other side” perhaps she should have showed some grace and offered some useful knowledge to Jessica instead? There is nothing that upsets me more than when two women I have spent years drooling over are at arms. I think they should have sex and make up….in front of me.
Agreed!
Tags: Adrianne Curry•My Fair Brady•Television
July 2, 2008
If you haven’t caught the on-iar promos for New York Goes to Hollywood (premiering August 4 on VH1), you’re in luck: you can watch them above. As in the promo shots for the series, these brief spots find New York hamming it up as classic Hollywood personalities. She’s Dorothy, she’s Marilyn and in a spot that wasn’t used for the still shots, she’s Forrest Gump. That commercial’s actually the best, as New York proclaims, “My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates…come to find out, that’s the stupidest s*** I ever heard in my life.” Anyone who can find a way to dis Forrest Gump and Sister Patterson in the same sentence clearly has a gift for language. New York, we’re ready to fall in love with you all over again.
Tags: New York Goes To Hollywood•Celebreality•Television
July 2, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This kid isn’t even definitely Lindsay Lohan’s biological sister yet, but the girl already supposedly wants to record an album. HA! Sounds like Michael Lohan’s been whispering sweet nothings of nonsense in this poor tween’s ear. Ashley Kaufman, who Lohan may have fathered 13 years ago (we’re anxiously awaiting the paternity test results), is possibly ripe with talent, as an anonymous “record-industry insider” asserts that, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
Wow! We’d love to meet this insider - is his name Michael Lohan perhaps? A different family insider also jumps on the Ashley train, snapping, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”
Um - who ever said anything about Lohan “family talent?” Poor Ashley shouldn’t get her hopes up - the only thing Lohans are good at is being crazy. Let’s hope the talent gene skipped her! [MSNBC]
Tags: Lindsay Lohan•Movies•Music•Television
