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Curtis
Chicago, IL
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15 minutes into the show Jagger realizes, "I forgot to take me night time pills."
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12-16
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Stephanie
Madison, WI
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Jagger stops mid-song, "What was I just singing?"
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12-14
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Rob Hogue
Antigo, WI
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COUGH COUGH COUGH, ARG 60's Suck. Can I Get Some Water Over Here?
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12-12
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Steven
Johns Town, OH
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"I'm gonna go have a bit of a rest. We'll be back in 5."
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12-8
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Carrie Mayer
River City, MI
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Look closely and you can see the strings holding him up.
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12-7
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Jim
Overland Park, KS
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HEY, YOU, GET OUTA MY YARD!
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12-7
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Stevie O.
Courtland, MO
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Who says you can't make a dead man sing?
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12-7
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Jana
Enterprise, AL
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Jagger and company finally are as old as they've looked for the past 40 years.
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12-6
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Annie
Huber Heights, OH
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Jagger's impression of a Chinese Shar-pei.
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12-6
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Melanie
Jersey City ,NJ
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Since when did Shady Pines let their residents go on tour?
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12-5
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Hal
Mars
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Dammit... I am too fabulous
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12-5
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VJO
Paterson, NJ
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Viagra World Tour
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12-5
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Natalie
Redding, CA
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Death becomes him.
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12-5
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Jacob Nims
Aiken, SC
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Wow, Rolling Stones do gather moss.
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12-2
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Caitlin
Lexington, SC
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Stones? More like the Rolling Bones!
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12-2
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Laura
Flowery Branch, GA
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If I have told you once, I've told you a thousand times, I am still alive!
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12-2
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Angel
Redding, PA
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Anyone want to go to Dennys later? I can use my senior discount
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12-1
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Twinkle
London
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Whaddya mean there are some tickets less than $250, who the hell approved that?!
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12-1
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Ann
Warner Robins, GA
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Hey, is that Karen Carpenter back from the dead?
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12-1
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Erik Sederberg
Valparaiso, IN
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I'm old. I'm wrinkled. I'm ugly. I can still get laid any time I want. Damn, it's good to be Mick.
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11-30
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Issa
Fort Wayne, IN
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Where is my walker!!!
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11-30
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Brett Fields
Erlanger, KY
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Oops I crapped my pants! Anybody wanna throw me some underwear up here?
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11-30
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Ana
Santo Domingo
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May I borrow your iron? My face is a bit wrinkled.
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11-29
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Tallulah
Fargo, ND
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What do you mean I don't qualify for Medicare?
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11-29
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wunjo63
Seattle, WA
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Help! My face is sliding off.
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11-28
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Jackie
Utah
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Rocking on keeps them young.
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11-28
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Rachel A.
Yuma, CO
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Start me up! No really, I think my heart will fail any second now.
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11-28
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Buddy Johnson
Seattle, WA
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Somebody should iron his face
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11-28
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Sandra
London, KY
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I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!
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11-28
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Ashlan
Texas
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This is what a mummy looks like when it rises from the dead and picks up a microphone.
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11-28
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Christy
Toms River,NJ
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Looks like this stone rolled 1 to many times...
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11-28
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Elizabeth Ebert
Tobaccoville, NC
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This is your dad on drugs
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11-23
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Liz
Woodbridge, NJ
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My teeth are falling out!
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11-23
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Lee Fox
Alliance,OH
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Family pet missing: Sharpe,loads of wrinkles, reward if found...
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11-22
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Lenaila
Indiana, USA
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Ahhh... My adult diaper is full.
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11-22
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Amanda
Battle Creek
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aint these guys dead yet?!
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11-21
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Jill
Minneapolis, MN
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after all theese years... DAMN hes still got it
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11-21
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Heidi
St. Louis Park, MN
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lalala... oh forget it. the drummer's stuffed and I have a date with a grave.
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11-21
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Nicole
Palmyra, NY
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omg! is he dead?
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11-20
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Kasie
Hinesville
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Man i'm old i look like a skeloton
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11-20
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Kimber
Baltimore, MD
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Start me....uh....uhh...Keith, what are the rest of the words?
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11-18
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Mark C.
New York, NY
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So this rabbi and a priest, they walk into a bar...
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11-18
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Helen
Mt. Vernon, WV.
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Mick Jagger is the "Corpse Groom."
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11-17
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Noah Nornam
Red Bank, NJ
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"Time is on my side, yes it is..."
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11-17
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Peter
Orlando, Fl
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I am stoned.
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11-17
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Curtis
Detroit, MI
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Please, put me out of my mysery.
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11-17
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Debbie D.
Port Washington, VA
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Looks more like GRANDPAPA was a rolling stone.
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11-17
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Mike K.
Canton, OH
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Paint it Black, Mick. Or gray. Any color, really. Just paint it something, so we don't have to look at it anymore
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11-17
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Johnny L.
Oaklahoma City, OK
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There's not much street fightin man left in this guy.
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