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Maria
Brooklyn, NY
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Um, officer, can you strip search me now? Need to take my mind off kids... um, I mean court.
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12-23
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Felicia
San Antonio, TX
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I HAVE A HANG OVER FROM MY JESUS JUICE PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12-16
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Ashley
Chiillicoyhe, OH
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Michael this isn't breakfast in bed boy!
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12-14
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Chola
Los Angeles, CA
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Look, if the pajamas don't fit...you MUST acquit!
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12-13
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Toine
Detroit, MI
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I realize the tightness of my other pants.
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12-9
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Toine
Detroit, MI
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I realize the tightness of my other pants.
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12-9
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Alyson
Baltimore, MD
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The ones with feet were dirty, so i had so settle for these.
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12-8
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Sammy
Newcastle, IW
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In protest to the charges Michael Jackson decides to wear PJs to court.
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12-7
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Denis
North Smithfield, RI
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Why is everyone stairing at my jacket?
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12-7
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Jamie
Akron, OH
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I never did any of that to any of those kids! Whats your name little boy?
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12-6
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Annie
Huber Heights, OH
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If the boys can't come for a sleep over, I'll just bring the pj party to the courthouse!
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12-6
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Rob
Chicago, IL
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I dare you to try to stare at him for 1 minute straight.
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12-6
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Nikki Romane
Peoria, IL
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Yes, everyone I am wearing lipstick.
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12-5
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Lisa Williams
Elizabethtown, NJ
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Can I have a padded room?
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12-5
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KC
Newtown
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And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. Oh, wait a minute...
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12-2
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Arden
Leonardtown, MD
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Pajmas are in.
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12-1
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Erik Sederberg
Valparaiso, IN
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I'm wearing Superman Underoos under my jammies.
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11-30
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Richard McFadden
Baltimore, MD
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You can arrest me but you'll have to touch me...
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11-29
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Shannon Schaeffer
Glen Burnie, MD
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I knew wearing these PJ's would get me off.
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11-29
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Rebecca
Barnstable
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The King of Comfy!
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11-29
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Erin
CANADA
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Hugo Boss suit jacket... and the pants by Froot of the Loom.
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11-28
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Kenya
Washington, DC
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Have you seen my childhood?
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11-28
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Scott Nad
Herkimer
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Coming to court in PJs, the King of Pop beat child molestation charges.
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11-28
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Kyle Toto
Freehold, NJ
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Michael,the pajamas are not helping with the sleeping with kids thing.
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11-28
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Gary Swearingen
Sandy, UT
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Me and the boys lost track of the time.
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11-28
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Meredith Harris
Sandy, UT
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What? You people seem to forget... I'm MICHAEL JACKSON.
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11-28
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Val
Baytown, TX
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Is this billy's house?
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11-28
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Val
Baytown, TX
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Is this billy's house?
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11-28
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Reka
Baltimore, MD
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I guess he still tired from playing with the kids.
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11-23
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Lenaila
Indiana
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Ooh the guard is hot. I'd like to see HIM in pajamas.
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11-22
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Danielle
Eldon
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You'll never catch me!
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11-22
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Sally
Greenwich, CT
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Just put him in jail now!
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11-22
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Heidi
St Louis Park, MN
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These jammies have velcro closures!
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11-21
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Clelia Wurgler
Seville, OH
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Come on guys, my slumber party wasn't over yet.
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11-20
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Nicki
Albuquerque, NM
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Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee.
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11-18
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Kenny Dee
Austin, TX
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If my pajammes don't fit, then you must acquit! Oh look they do fit, like a glove!
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11-18
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Eulalia
Marida
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michael is the king even in pajamas!!!
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11-18
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Jamiee
Eau Claire
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"How to get away with child molestation"
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11-18
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Madison
Laguna Beach, CA
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How much lazyer can you get?
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11-18
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Angie
Oklahoma City, OK
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Are Kenny's uh I mean my underoos showing?
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11-18
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Carson
Chelsea, NY
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Too much Queer Eye. A sport coat can't dress anything up.
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11-17
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Nancy D.
Savanna, GA
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I am your daughter.
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11-17
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Carla R.
Boston, MA
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I thought this was a sleepover?
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11-17
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Willie
Charleston, SC
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Do I look weird in this jacket?
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11-17
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Randy Jenkins
Seattle, WA
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If He can wear his pajamas around town, I can too.
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11-17
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Tino Feinstein
Allston, MA
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These PJs will be nice and comfy in case I need a snooze in the courtroom.
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11-17
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Louis Duhamel
Providence, RI
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I'll just tell the judge that these were a gift from one of the kids.
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