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Jackie Diamond
Los Angeles, CA
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He's hoping the jail he's going to has walls of sound
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12-21
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JP
San Diego, CA
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Huh? I'M NOT CRAZY!!!
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12-14
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Alyson
Atlanta, GA
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This humidity has GOT to go, or I'm gonna go crazy!
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12-8
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Curtis
Detroit, MI
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I knew I should have sprung for a wig stylist!
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12-7
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Ron
Hoboken, NJ
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I ask you, 'Is Phil Spector criminally insane, or just plain ole' crazy?'
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12-7
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Pieter
Gent, Belgium
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Somebody, help me, I'm choking here!
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12-7
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Kris Martinez
Winter Park, FL
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Maybe if I just sit here and act normal.
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12-5
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Ishea
Scottsdale, AZ
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"Look at me! Do I look like I would kill someone?"
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12-5
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Toni R.
Florida
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They're looking at me! Can they see me?
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12-5
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Kyle
Cedarburg
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What are you looking at? Your the one that's purple!
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12-2
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V. Calder
Alvin, TX
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Well if it works for Michael Jackson it might just work for me!
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12-2
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Richard Martinez
Aransas Pass, TX
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She was my hairdresser. THAT'S why!
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12-1
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Leo Hinojosa
Brownsville, TX
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Oh my God, did they hear me fart?
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12-1
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Rey
Port Saint Lucie, FL
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Turn-Ons: Beating Women, home perms. Turn-Offs: Taking my meds
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12-1
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Vanessa Funk
Kent, WA
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Only his hairdresser knows for sure!
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11-30
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Sam
Union City
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I knew all that reverb would catch up with me sooner or later.
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11-30
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AJ
Anderson, IN
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What is that man over there doing with my purse?
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11-30
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Turillis
Atlanta, GA
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We need to hurry up!!! I have therapy in 30 mins.
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11-29
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Sonia
Fairfax, VA
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I gotta work all the angles for an insanity plea.
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11-29
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Colleen Altemose
Pottsville, PA
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I betcha you blink first!
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11-29
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Otis
Lizard Lick, NC
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The editor would like to make it clear that this picture is of Phil Spector, not Gary Glitter.
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11-28
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Zelda Radcliffe
Warwick, RI
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His specs may say "sex," but his hair says "beware."
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11-28
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Dave Leighton
Denver, CO
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Creator of the Wall of Sound, Phil Spector shows off his new creation the "Wall of Hair!"
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11-28
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Phil
Nebulous Galaxy
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I can't believe I had to kill that woman just to get some press, I'm Phil F**king Spector.
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11-28
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Patty
Columbus, NE
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Has anybody seen my hoop earrings and lipstick?
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11-28
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Paul Brandano
Malden, Massachusetts
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I'm appalled your honor! How dare you say I have a face that could break a mirror?
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11-28
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Sunshine Smells
Guam
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I should have killed someone else instead of my hairdresser.
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11-28
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Lynne
Trenton, NJ
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I didnt touch that kid it was Micheal
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11-28
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Lynne
Trenton, NJ
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I didnt touch that kid it was micheal
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11-28
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Jon Keegan
Riverside
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Elton John's Evil twin...
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11-28
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Shani
Madison, NJ
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Who the f**k are you looking at Bum B**ch!
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11-23
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Thovie
Phoenix, AZ
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Take that picture, I'll kick your a** b**ch
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11-22
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Thovie
Phoenix, AZ
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Is this Mars?
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11-21
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Nicole
Palmyra, NY
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wheres my drugs?
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11-20
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Josh Hoffman
Boca Raton, FL
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... then these little aliens abducted me and touched me in my private area.
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11-19
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Kevin
Waco, TX
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I need to see a new hairdresser.
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11-18
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Debbie
New York, NY
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
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11-18
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Shandy
El Paso, TX
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Yeah, rose colored glasses that's the ticket.
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11-17
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Larry Klem
Youngstown, OH
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I could've gotten off if I'd used the right conditioner.
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11-17
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Tara
Middleville, NY
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Damn! Ogilvy Home Perm!
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11-17
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Katherine Marin
Chicago, IL
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Can I smoke in here?
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11-17
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Shannon
Atlanta, GA
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Didn't know they still sold moose.
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11-17
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Crockett Flanagan
Hoboken, NJ
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Maybe I'll get off because I worked with Lennon and Harrison
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11-17
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Jake Georgia
Taos, New Mexico
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Robert Blake got off, Michael Jackson got off...maybe they"ll cut me loose, too.
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11-17
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Nathan Gelbart
NYC
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I'll trade you my greatest hits box set for a few years off the sentence.
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