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Brittany
San Diego, CA
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I'm so stoned
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12-13
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Liz
Santa Ana, CA
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Damn I look good.
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12-12
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Rutha
Loma Linda
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cause i got high, cause i got high, cause i got hiiiggh
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12-12
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Nino
Murrieta, GA
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Love ya man. What the?
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12-9
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Suzannah
Monroe, LA
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I am so high right now
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12-9
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Bradley C.
Naples, FL
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Welcome to the coke side of life.
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12-8
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Conor
Raytown, AL
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"He used his best lines on me. We've been inseparable ever since."
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12-8
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Susan Carmine
West Palm Beach, FL
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I like caaannndddyy.
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12-7
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Susan Carmine
West Palm Beach, FL
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I like caaannndddyy.
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12-7
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Heather
Summerville, SC
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It's okay... I don't think they're on to us...
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12-7
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Jacki
Warren, OH
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"Dude I cant feel my face."
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12-7
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Bobby
Portland, OR
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Heroine Chic!
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12-6
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Melissa
Las Vegas, NV
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Have you seen my Kate Moss hand puppet?
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12-5
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Cathy
Montreal
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Dude, where's our car?
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12-5
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Ro Boat
Chicago, IL
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"Is it high in here or is it just me?"
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12-5
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Terrick
Philadelphia, PA
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Well, at least the fur looks good.
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12-5
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Grey T.
Orlando, FL
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It isn't his looks, it's his stash.
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12-2
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Richard Martinez
Aransas Pass, TX
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If I was sober, I wouldn't like him, oh well... SSSSSNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
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12-2
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Richard Martinez
Aransas Pass, TX
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So I was like "screw you Johnny Depp, your going nowhere, I'll find someone better!"
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12-1
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Amelia
Vermont
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Cameras and drugs do NOT go together.
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12-1
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Angel
Redding, PA
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How else was I supposed to stay this skinny?
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12-1
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Kyle
Ft. Wayne, IN
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Try new Coke Zero, same great coke flavor with none of the calories
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11-30
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Sarah Kathleen Bennett
Gardnerville
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Do you know what the name of this guy selling flowers is? I just love to "sniff-sniff" things!!!
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11-30
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Sarah Kathleen Bennett
Gardnerville
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THAT FLOWER IS SO PRETTY I CAN BEARLY KEEP MY EYES OFF OF IT
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11-30
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Grand Master Granny
Atlanta, GA
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I hope I look as good as i feel! Rock on babe!
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11-30
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Richard McFadden
Baltimore, MD
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Where the bloody hell am I?
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11-29
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Bee
Dexter
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I'm trying to see my brain... DUDE! FEATHERS! Sweeeeet.
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11-29
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Dave
Denver, CO
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Do I have something in my eye?
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11-28
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K
Kutztown, PA
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I must be high to date this tool
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11-28
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s2spon
Frostburg, MD
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"I swear to you she isn't on anything AT ALL! Kate"s just a little allergic to my flower. Honest."
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11-28
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Conor
Ann Arbor, MI
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Ooh, I'm woozy from eating that Skittle 4 hours ago
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11-28
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ronn267
Chowchilla,CA
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Hope they can't TELL how GOOD that COKE was!!!
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11-28
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Sandra
London, KY
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I like tater tots
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11-28
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Bob
Guam
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Chanel have picked me up again to model their line of purses with pockets to hide my stash.
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11-28
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Lynne
Riverside
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I practiced this face for hours
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11-28
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Lenaila
Indiana, USA
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Meh.
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11-23
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Ed S
San Bernardino, CA
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I'll stop using tomorrow, I promise
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11-23
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Liz
Woodbridge
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I wonder if I but my eyes in the back of my head, they will turn red like his.
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11-23
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Amanda
Battle Creek
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Are we really supposed to be surprised?
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11-22
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Ebony
Richmond
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I hope they won't find out i just smoked a reefa!
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11-22
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Erica
St. Louis, MO
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What was I thinkin. I'll never get high again!
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11-22
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Rat
Bradenton, FL
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Piss off! I'm a supermodel.
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11-21
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Thovie
Phoenix, AZ
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Wow, I must really be stoned to be with this guy.
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11-21
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Sandra O.
Crawforcille, FL
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No way, we only do the best drugs!
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11-19
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Z
Belgium
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Crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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11-19
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Lyn
Crowley, CA
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"Now I look as bad as he does!"
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11-18
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Cheryl B.
Bristol, TN
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don't care if he led me down a bad road, he f**king rocks!
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11-18
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Carol
Bridgetown, NJ
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Is that a MAGIC flower? I bet it is. Clowns that date models only have maaaagggiiiic flowers...
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11-18
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Arvis
Fancy, CA
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Why is this teacup ride spinning so fast?
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11-17
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Eve
St. Paul, MN
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Karl Laggerfeld made me do it!
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11-17
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Duane
New York, NY
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!
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11-17
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Naomi
Los Angeles, CA
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Do I look pretty?
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11-17
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Blythe
Portland, OR
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I told my daughter, "Not til you're 14."
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11-17
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Zeke
Naples, FL
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I swear he didn't look this cute before we got into the limo.
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11-17
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cheryl b.
Bristol, TN
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I don't care if he led me down a bad road, he rocks!
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11-17
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Steve H.
Washington D.C.
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Do I look high?
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11-17
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