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Mary A.
Jackson Hole, MO
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I'm too sexy for this baby.
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12-16
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Ashley
Chillicothe, OH
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Your going to regret that.
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12-14
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Sean
Dliton
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I can be big and cute
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12-14
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Christine
Alexandria, VA
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I'm smiling to hide the tears. I'm stuck with this slacker for 18 years!
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12-13
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JJ
Garcia
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Wait...isn't Justin Timberlake my babys daddy? Oh, that was last year!
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12-12
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Lisa
Austin, TX
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This woman had the golden ticket: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Now she's Kevin's meal ticket!
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12-9
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Dougie
White Plains, NY
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I'm knocked up, y'all.
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12-8
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Kristin
Spring Hill, FL
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Are you happy now?
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12-8
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Heather
Machesney Park,IL
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It looks like k-fed has competition for britney's fortune
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12-8
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Lacy
Carlisle, PA
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Well at least now I can say that they are real.
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12-7
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Jacki
Warren, OH
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Who needs fame and fortune when you can be barefoot and pregnant?
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12-7
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Lee
Columbus, OH
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And the world cares why? White trash women have babies everyday.
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12-7
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Hal
Mars
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Ugh... What happened? Where's Justin? Who is this man-whore? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SEX APPEAL, Y'ALL?
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12-6
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Annie
Huber Heights, OH
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Hmmm... I wonder if Von Dutch makes baby trucker hats.
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12-6
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Mayra Santana
Antioch, CA
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Oh my God, I'm like the coolest mom-to-be here! Wait a minute, is that Jennifer Garner?
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12-5
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Amanda
Coedalene
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I can't wait to get this kid out and have a smoke!
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12-5
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Caitlin
Lexington, SC
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Is she pregnant or has she been at the cheetos again?
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12-2
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Macey Davis
Portland, OR
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Yeah ok you got your picture, now leave me the *bleep* alone!
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12-2
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Tettie
Boise, ID
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Oh s**t! I married Kevin Federlein!
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12-2
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Natalie
Redding, CA
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She owned that shirt before she got pregnant. Only it didn't point at her stomach.
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12-2
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Antonio
Port Saint Lucie, FL
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Note to self: Call the OBGYN and ask if having a home birth in the double wide is sanitary.
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12-1
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Bert
Chicago, IL
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Hi. My name is Britney, AND I HAVE A FAT FACE!
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12-1
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Angel
Redding, PA
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Let's see her wear the peekaboo shorts and go barefoot in a public bathroom now
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12-1
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Staci
Sayre,PA
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HMMMM... I wonder if the baby will ever hold down a job?
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11-30
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Tassya
New York, NY
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I definetly have to have plastic surgery after this bastered is born
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11-30
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Matt
Absecon
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I aint sayin he's a gold digger...
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11-30
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Brian
Seattle, WA
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Bottle or Breast Feed?
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11-30
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Misty
Houston, TX
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I'm smiling because I have more money than everyone... and they know it.
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11-29
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Jesse
St. Charles, MO
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I wish my musical talent was as big as my belly.
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11-29
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Lori
Cashiers, NC
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Hopefully, this shirt will distract you from my huge forehead.
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11-29
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Paige
Australia
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Geez would everyone stop looking at my breasts
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11-29
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Rachel
Yuma, CO
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Oh my God, Kevvy Boo, let's get diapers that say "Pimp" on them!
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11-28
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Kenya
Washington, DC
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Top this, Christina Aguilera!
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11-28
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Bob
Guam
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Kevin: The shirt was supposed to say meal ticket on it!
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11-28
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Amanda Rose
Johnston, RI
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hmm, I wonder if my baby will have brains
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11-28
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Smitty
Baton Rouge, LA
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Is getting women preganant be the only think he can do?
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11-28
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Earl
Riverside
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I know I'm smiling right now, but this baby is really giving me bad indigestion
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11-23
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Earl
Riverside
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I know I'm smiling right now, but this baby is really giving me bad indigestion
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11-23
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Senita R. Smith
Suitland, MD
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I'm only doing this to get back at his ex.
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11-23
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Madeline
Memphis, TN
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How many Golden Tickets has Kevin helped with?
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11-22
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Grand Master Granny
Atlanta, GA
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HEY WHERE'S THE BABY? OH HECK I NEED A CIGARETTE!
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11-22
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Michelle
Trenton Ont.
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Kevin's no Justin, I would have like to see their baby
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11-22
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Sally
Greenwich, CT
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I hope the baby is not like Kevin!
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11-22
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Thovie
Phoenix, AZ
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Momma, I did it! I nabbed me a baby daddy.
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11-20
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Chelsea
Houston, TX
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Kevin has the same shirt!
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11-20
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Barbie
Montrose, CO
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See what that f**ker did to me!!!
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11-20
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Robert
Kankakee, IL
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redneck mother to be
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11-19
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Rachelle
Florida
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This is what happens when you hook up with a back up dancer
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11-18
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Crystal
Chicago, IL
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if by "golden ticket" you mean proof that the condom broke, then yes.
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11-18
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Justin
Walla Walla, WA
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No I think Kevin got the golden ticket.
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11-17
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George
Orlando, FL
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Let me out.
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11-17
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Misha Jones
Newbury, MA
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Will I ever have a snake wrapped around my neck again?
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11-17
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Lydia
Salt Lake City, UT
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This looks like my silly cousin from Utah.
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11-17
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Elsa Lamb
Ft. Meyers, FL
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I knew i shouldn't have gone into the back seat of that car.
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11-17
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Bob
Little Rock, AK
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It's great to be pregnant.
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11-17
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