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Alyson
Baltimore, MD
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The rare case where a poker face works against you
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12-8
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Brent
Lakeland, FL
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This is nothing like "Celebrity Poker Showdown."
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12-7
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Marie A.
Vera Cruz, NM
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Can I use my kidney as collateral?
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12-7
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Joshua Smith
Nashville, TN
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I wonder if my bookie is watching?
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12-6
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Monica
Boston, MA
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Let's see... How long did I go without food last time?
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12-5
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Jenai
Clifton, NJ
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Think, think, think about how you're going pay your bills.
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12-5
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Andrea
Nashville, TN
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I think I need a drink... slide me one, bubba.
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12-5
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Ben
Tahlequah
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Hello, My name is... and I have a gambling problem
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12-2
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Antonio
Port Saint Lucie, FL
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Will the dealer let me bet my cell phone?
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12-1
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Monica
Bronx, NY
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Poker makes me constipated.
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12-1
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Colleen Altemose
Pottsville, PA
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My best Home Alone impression... its gotta be worth a few chips!!
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11-30
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Alexandria
Phoenix, AZ
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Back to rehab for me! Can't stop gambling! Can't stop! Make the voices stop!
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11-30
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Bruce
Carson City, NV
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Go fish! Ummm...errrrr...Never mind.
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11-29
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Shannon Schaeffer
Glen Burnie, MD
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Maybe if I stare at them long enough, they'll quadruple.
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11-29
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Alex
Phoenix, AZ
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This is what a future divorce looks like.
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11-28
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Rachel
Yuma, CO
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These chips kinda look like candy.
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11-28
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Betty Lou
Smallville
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If I win this, I can finally get the face lift I've been dreaming about.
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11-28
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Reeebecca
Rogers, AR
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I'll put myself in the vice, thank you.
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11-28
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Lenianna
Indiana, USA
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Ow, my mom's gonna kick me out of the house...
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11-22
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Thovie
Phoenix, AZ
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I really thought my "poker face" would work this time.
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11-21
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Britt
Hanover, PA
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If I pretend I'm asleep maybe they'll leave me alone...
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11-20
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Kasie
Hinesville
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omg i look like a fish
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11-20
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Dave
Washington D.C.
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I'm a schmuck.
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11-17
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Candice
Atlanta, GA
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Tough Guy!
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11-17
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Mercer Romes
Dayton, OH
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My wife said if I was hot, I could bet the house AND the kids.
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11-17
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Gil Burrows
Clarksdale, MI
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My wife sent me to the store just to get some milk, and now look at me
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11-17
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Neil Reed
South Carver, MA
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How much is $10,000 minus $9,999?
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11-17
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Paul Cronin
Washington, D.C.
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Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
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11-17
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