Red Carpet Timeline

If Olive Oyl and Charlie Brown had a fashion love-child. This look personifies over-styling: The sausage-roll hair, a crazy sequined zig-zag, and a random bow thrown in for bad measure...it's not like this woman could ever be a Don't, but let's just say this look isn't doing her any favors.

Now this is how you want to look when you win an Oscar...or get married...or DIE. The side-swept hair, the plunging neckline, and the long, sinewy mermaid hem all channel an Old Hollywood sensuality that's very of the moment and really works for her. It's sophisticated but still young and fun.

One word: Wow! We love the '70s Halston'esque silhouette and those shimmery half-moons make her middle look impossibly teeny. We'll bring a pic of this tousled bed-head hair the next time we hit the salon for a party 'do.

Once again, she proves her waist is one of her best assets, and unlike a lot of people, pink is really her color. Take note: Pairing a femme chiffon dress with a vintage classic belt is the right way to cinch a look...and distract from these dime-a-dozen shoes.

With America's obsession right now with Mad Men, this is a really fresh take on the '50s housewife look...instead of proper and dowdy it's modern and sexy. And the sky-high Mary-janes are the kind of shoe Betty Draper could only dream of.