Seriously though, not an entirely bad idea..

Only in America, where you can find something for everyone, including major nicotine fiends!.

Absolutely disgusting. I would not be surprised though if tapeworms have been used/considered as a drastic weight-loss solution. I mean, how much more drastic can one get than liposuction and stomach stapling? Sidenote: don't tapeworms come from cow sh!t? I always remember hearing as a kid "don't walk barefoot out in the pasture unless you want to get tapeworms." Nasty!.

I'm going to register for these. They're so beautiful! And will be a wonderful conversation piece at my next dinner party

These plates really make staying on a diet easy!

If taking my first sh*t, getting my period, renting my first hooker and watching my dog get raped are life's milestones then I gotta strive a little higher. I think better moments would be trying to avoid the splash when you're sh!tting so you ingeniously think if you stand up real quick you're heiny can stay dry but instead you just end up pooping straight down in your pants. Now that's a moment! Or instead of getting your first period ? how bout waking up in a stranger's bed after a one-night stand realizing you just got your "menses" all over his sheets and you don't know his name ? ohhhhh snap! Now that's another moment!

But - I do think these plates needed to be created and I am waiting for my 3 sets to be delivered to my parents, grandma and veterinarian at this very moment. I'm also thinking of donating a set to my local church.

Thanks HPC for filling a long needed void in my kitchen cabinet!

Damn, are these plates microwavable? I love the art, love the feelings these evoke, and would love the extra added functionality of being able to actually eat off these suckers, particularly the ones of the pooches humping!.

Lacking conversation at the dinner table? Look no further. I would love to see the look on my guests' face if I laid these out on my dinner table. Keep 'em coming!.