• Season 3, Ep 7

The Ladies Ride ATVs

While in Hawaii the women pair off and go off-roading in ATVs.

06/25/2014 · 3:31

>> YEAH!

>> I'M DRIVING.

I'M DRIVING.

I'M DRIVING.

>> WE ARRIVE AT THE ATV PLACE.

>> I'M DRIVING.

>> AND I SEE THESE [bleep]

TRUCKS,

AND THEY ARE COVERED IN DIRT.

>> HI, LADIES.

>> AND I LOOK AT OUR INSTRUCTOR,

AND THIS MAN IS COVERED IN DIRT.

>> MY NAME IS DUKE.

THIS IS KIAWE.

>> AND THEN I SEE A GIGANTIC

PILE OF SNEAKERS THAT ARE

COVERED IN DIRT,

AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT WHAT

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE."

>> THERE IS NO PASSING,

LAGGING BEHIND, SLINGSHOTTING,

DOUGHNUTS, OR DRIVING

OFF THE TRAIL.

SLOWER IS ALWAYS BETTER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT CATTLE.

THEY LEAVE US ALONE.

WE LEAVE THEM ALONE.

>> THERE'S CATTLE?

>> COUPLE CATTLES,

COUPLE CATTLES.

>> ARE THERE DONKEYS

AND STUFF HERE?

>> NO DONKEYS UP HERE.

>> SHE'S BACK IN L.A.,

JUST SO YOU KNOW.

HER NAME'S JESSICA.

[laughter]

>> SERIOUSLY?

COME ON, NOW.

SHANNA AND THESE GIRLS NEED

TO LET IT GO.

WE DIDN'T COME HERE

TO BASH JESSICA, AND JESSICA

IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF,

SO IT'S NOT FAIR.

>> OH, LOOKING NICE.

WE'RE ALSO GONNA PROVIDE

BANDANAS FOR YOU LADIES--

FOR THE DUST PROTECTION.

LOOSE DOUBLE KNOT

BEHIND YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH.

>> COME ON, MAYTE.

LET'S GO, GIRL.

>> NICOLE'S GONNA DRIVE,

SO I'M JUST GONNA SIT BACK AND

HOPEFULLY ENJOY THE RIDE.

FATHER GOD...

>> GOOD-BYE, BITCH.

>> WE JUST PRAY FOR

TRAVELING MERCIES, JESUS.

>> CAN A SISTER GET A DOOR

ON THIS JEEP?

LIKE, BOO, WHAT IF I GO ROLLING

OUT OF HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT VERY COMFORTABLE

ABOUT THIS.

AND IT'S GONNA [bleep] UP

MY NEW BRAZILIAN HAIR, SO I'M

REALLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

[upbeat music]

>> HERE WE GO, MAYTE.

[both cheer]

>> NICOLE DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC.

SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL.

[yells]

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> SHE'S JUST TAKING THESE

TURNS AND GOING OVER STUFF.

WHAT THE HELL?

[shrieks]

THE WIND IS HITTING US.

THE DUST IS HITTING US.

>> OH.

>> WHOO!

THE PLANTS ARE HITTING US, MUD.

[yells]

>> YEAH!

>> IT'S AMAZING.

>> [yells]

>> THAT BITCH ALMOST RAN ME

OFF THE ROAD.

SHE WAS NOT [bleep] AROUND.

SHE WOULD'VE HIT ME.

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> COME ON, GIRL.

WE GOT THIS.

>> WHOO!

>> "THEY'RE CHILDREN.

CHILDREN.

KEEP THAT IN MIND."

I KEPT SAYING THAT TO HER.

AND SHE'S LIKE, "I KNOW,

I KNOW."

OH, WE'RE GONNA [bleep] DIE.

THIS IS REALLY UNSAFE.

[light music]

>> AS THE OTHER LADIES

ARE KIND OF...

>> OKAY, WE'RE GOING.

WE'RE GOING.

WE'RE GOING.

>> DRIVING MISS DAISY.

THEY'RE BEING ALL, YOU KNOW.

>> [screams]

>> FULL SPEED AHEAD.

OH, THAT WAS FUN.

WHERE AM I GOING?

>> WHOA!

[pop music]

[both scream]

>> [yelps]

>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> HOW DO I GET THIS OFF?

>> LOOK AT THEIR FACES.

>> AND YOU GOT IT IN YOUR TEETH.

[laughs]

>> LOOK, SHE GOT IT

IN HER TEETH!

>> I'M ALL FOR GETTING DIRTY,

BUT MY TEETH?

DANG IT, NICOLE.

>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> I TOLD YOU I NEEDED

TO LEAVE THAT MASK ON.

>> HER FACE IS FULL OF MUD.

AND I'M JUST THINKING, "THAT'S

HOW YOU HAVE FUN WITH YOUR GIRLS

IN HAWAII."

[all shouting]

>> MAN, THAT WAS FUN.

IT WAS LIKE BEING A KID, MAN.

>> THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.