• Season 5, Ep 502

La La Starts On The Wrong Foot With Dice's New Girlfriend

Dice introduces her new girlfriend to La La and Po but things get awkward when La La goes to weird territory.

05/14/2014 · 7:47

NOW, THERE'S BEEN WORD

THAT YOU'RE A GRANDMOTHER.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A GRANDMOTHER

THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS,

SO I'M JUST LIKE--NO, I MEAN

IN A COMPLIMENT.

LIKE...

>> THIS IS NOT STARTING OFF

RIGHT AT ALL.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE

LONG-LASTING, AND I WANT

THESE TWO TO REALLY

GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER.

>> OKAY.

SO IS BEING WITH A GIRL

SOMETHING NEW FOR YOU?

>> EXCUSE ME?

DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT?

IF I'M JUST MEETING YOU, DO YOU

FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

BLAST OUT EVERYTHING

IN ONE SITTING?

>> I TRIED TO WARN LA.

GOCHA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE

PUT ON THE SPOT.

WHEN I MET HER,

IT BACKFIRED ON ME.

>> WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU.

IT'S NOT MEANT IN A BAD WAY.

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ARE.

>> AND EVEN IF THEY'RE

NOT USED TO IT--

>> OKAY.

COMING UP...

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> YES?

>> HI.

>> I DO GET APPROACHED A LOT BY

PEOPLE WHEN I'M OUT AND ABOUT.

>> MY HOROSCOPE DID SAY I WAS IN

FOR A SURPRISE TODAY,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS

GONNA BE THIS SURPRISE.

>> [laughs]

AND LATER...

>> DINNER WAS COOL.

WHAT DID Y'ALL THINK?

>> BEFORE DICE GETS ON THIS

PLANE BACK TO ATLANTA, PO AND I

NEED TO TELL HER HOW WE FEEL.

>> WHY ARE YOU HESITANT?

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO

NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.

>> WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU.

IT'S NOT MEANT IN A BAD WAY.

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ARE.

>> AND EVEN IF THEY'RE

NOT USED TO IT--

>> OKAY.

>> WE ARE CLEARLY GETTING OFF ON

THE WRONG FOOT HERE, BUT HOW AM

I SUPPOSED TO GET TO KNOW GOCHA

IF I CAN'T EVEN ASK HER

ANYTHING?

>> THIS IS NOT AN INTERVIEW.

>> I HAVE LEARNED--

>> WE'RE NOT ON A PANEL.

>> WE WANT TO KNOW THINGS

ABOUT HER.

>> BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T

LIKE THAT.

THIS IS REALLY NOT GOING WELL.

THESE ARE TWO PEOPLE THAT MEAN

SO MUCH TO ME, AND THEY ARE NOT

GETTING ALONG.

>> WE DON'T WANT TO BE SELFISH,

BUT THAT'S MY COUSIN

AND THAT'S HER BEST FRIEND.

WE DON'T WANT HER TO JUST

ISOLATE HERSELF FROM US

BECAUSE NOW IT'S A NEW TRICK

ON THE SCENE.

WE'RE DAY ONE FROM THE

BEGINNING.

>> DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT?

>> I NEED TO JUST DRINK,

AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

>> WELL, WE'RE TALKING.

>> THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE

DINNER AT ALL.

IT FEELS LIKE COURT OR WE'RE

GOING TO A PROBATION HEARING.

BUT DICE IS DRINKING,

LA'S DRILLING,

AND GOCHA IS NOT BUDGING.

AND I AM HOLDING MY BREATH.

>> SO MAYBE THIS MIGHT BE

A GOOD TIME TO SAY...

>> both: SAY WHAT?

>> WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT

TO TELL ME?

DO YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

READY TO MOVE IN TOGETHER?

>> YEAH, BUT, LIKE--

>> OF COURSE I WANT TO TELL

DICE HOW I FEEL,

BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PRIVATE

CONVERSATION WITH HER ABOUT MY

FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.

>> ARE YOU MOVING INTO

HER PLACE, OR ARE YOU GETTING

A WHOLE NEW SPACE?

>> I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH

FOR TONIGHT.

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST MOVE ON

TO DIFFERENT CONVERSATION.

I LOVE YOU.

WE'RE ON A NICE DATE,

SO LET'S JUST TOAST IT UP.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

WELCOME BACK TO N.Y.

>> AW, THANK YOU.

>> HELLO.

WELCOME.

[hip-hop music]

DEBBIE AND MARIE HAVE

CHALLENGED ME TO COME UP

WITH A PLAN.

SO TODAY, PO AND I ARE GOING TO

TOPSHOP TO DO SOME RESEARCH.

AND, OF COURSE, A LITTLE

SHOPPING NEVER HURT ANYONE.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S HOT

OUT THERE.

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?

WHAT ARE THE PRICES?

I WANT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO

STILL MAKE THE CLOTHING LINE

GREAT QUALITY BUT NOT BE

SO EXPENSIVE.

WE WANT TO LOOK AT, LIKE, SOME

OF THE LATEST TRENDS OF WHAT

PEOPLE ARE WEARING NOW.

>> LET ME SEE IT.

NO.

I LIKE THE COLOR THOUGH.

>> LOOK AT THEM.

THEY LOOK COOL.

THIS IS GOOD.

THIS IS A START FOR US.

COMING HERE TODAY PROVES TO ME

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO DICE?

>> NO.

SHE'S WRAPPED UP IN GOCHA LAND.

>> NO, SHE'S MAD AT US

AFTER THAT CONVERSATION,

DON'T YOU THINK?

>> YOU THINK THAT WE DIBBLE AND

DABBLE TOO MUCH?

>> NO.

DO YOU?

>> NO.

I JUST--

>> IF YOU JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

TODAY WAS LIKE, "I'M MOVING IN

WITH SO-AND-SO," WE'D DO

THE SAME THING TO YOU.

>> I DON'T WANT TO MOVE IN.

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> YES.

>> HI, I'M JUSTIN.

I DON'T WANT YOU THINKING I'M

CRAZY OR ANYTHING FOR COMING IN.

I JUST--I HAD TO SAY HI.

>> OKAY.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> I'M PO.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

HI.

UM, HI.

>> I DO GET APPROACHED A LOT BY

PEOPLE WHEN I'M OUT AND ABOUT.

I LOVE FEELING THAT RELATABLE

TO PEOPLE OUT THERE.

>> I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY

PORTFOLIO TO BECOME A STYLIST.

>> OH, REALLY?

>> I'M TOTALLY A BIG FAN OF YOU.

I'M LOVING THE 5TH AND MERCER.

I JUST LOVE YOUR STYLE.

>> SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE

5TH AND MERCER PIECE?

>> HAS TO BE THE PENCIL SKIRT.

>> THAT'S HER FAVORITE.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

>> #BEAUTIFUL.

[laughs]

>> I LOVE THAT.

>> BUT, YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO

TAKE MY INFORMATION DOWN, MAYBE

I COULD HELP YOU SHOP

OR WHATEVER?

>> WHAT DO WE THINK?

>> PUT YOUR NUMBER IN HERE,

BABE.

>> OKAY.

THANK YOU.

>> [laughs]

>> I THINK THIS GUY WAS

REALLY CUTE.

HE HAD SOME BALLS TO COME UP AND

SAY "WHAT'S UP" TO LA.

BUT I HAVE TO BE PROTECTIVE

'CAUSE LA'S WAY TOO NICE.

I'M GONNA GET HIS NUMBER AND SEE

WHAT HE'S ABOUT, AND THEN HE CAN

JUST GO ON ABOUT HIS BUSINESS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, BYE.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> GIRL, YOU JUST BE INVITING

RANDOM PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.

ARE YOU GONNA CALL HIM?

>> MAYBE.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

>> HEY.

DON'T HUG ME.

NO.

[yelping]

NO, OW.

SO WHILE DICE AND GOCHA ARE

SIGHTSEEING IN NEW YORK CITY

AND PROBABLY PICKING OUT

FURNITURE, PO AND I DECIDED TO

MEET WITH CHARLAMAGNE.

SO WE MET DICE'S GIRLFRIEND

FOR THE FIRST TIME.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> HER NAME'S GOCHA.

SHE OWNS A HUGE HAIR SALON

IN ATLANTA.

AND THEN WE FOUND OUT

SHE'S A GRANDMOTHER.

>> WHY YOU SAY THAT?

>> NO.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS.

>> WAIT, LET ME LOOK AT IT.

>> THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

>> YOU'RE LYING.

>> THAT IS TRUE.

YOU GOT THE RINGS AROUND

THE NECK, YOU CAN TELL THE AGE.

>> SO, DAMN, DO I GOT RINGS

AROUND MY NECK?

>> NO, YOU IN YOUR LATE 20s.

>> [laughs]

I'M GLAD YOU KNOW THAT, FOOL.

>> THIS IS A OLDER WOMAN HERE.

>> BUT SHE'S FLY.

LIKE, THAT'S NOT THE REAL ISSUE.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, 10 MINUTES INTO

THE INTERROGATION, DICE GOES,

"I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS

SOMETHING."

AND WE'RE LIKE, "WHAT?"

SHE'S LIKE,

"WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER."

>> THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE IN LUST.

>> IN LUST, RIGHT?

>> YOU'RE IN LUST.

YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE.

YOU'RE JUST IN LUST.

>> I JUST FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU

MOVE IN WITH SOMEBODY,

[bleep] CHANGES.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> THE OTHER PART IS THAT--WHAT

ARE YOU DOING ABOUT YOUR LIFE?

LIKE JOB, CAREER.

>> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND

LIKE A [bleep],

BUT WHAT'S DICE'S CAREER?

>> WHAT IS IT?

IT WAS CLUB PROMOTING AT ONE--

YOU GUYS TRIED THAT.

THEN IT WAS HOSTING.

SHE TRIED THAT.

>> ONLINE WEB SHOW.

>> I THINK SHE'S DOING

THE RIGHT THING.

SHE GOT HER A SUGAR MAMA.

SHE'S DATING AN OLDER WOMAN

THAT'S GOT MONEY AND

IS TAKING CARE OF HER.

THAT'S ALL.

MAYBE YOU TWO NEED TO GROW UP.

>> I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT

CHARLAMAGNE IS SAYING, AND IF

IT WAS ANYONE ELSE,

I WOULD BE OUT OF IT.

BUT THIS IS MY COUSIN.

I'VE KNOWN HER MY WHOLE LIFE.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE'S

NOT RUSHING INTO ANYTHING

THAT'S GONNA BACKFIRE.

SO I HAVE TO TALK TO HER

ABOUT THAT.

>> LEAVE DICE

AND HER GRANDMA ALONE.

THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

COMING UP...