• Season 1, Ep 5

Dutchess Goes Crazy

When Dutchess finds out that Alex was hitting on Ceaser, she goes into attack mode and is ready to throw a punch at Alex.

02/04/2013 · 4:26

>> SHE SITTING THERE FLIRTING

AND ALL THAT OTHER [bleep],

TOUCHING ON HER BODY

AND [bleep] LIKE THAT.

[dramatic hip-hop music]

>> IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING,

LET ME KNOW.

>> NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT'S HAPPENING.

IT JUST AIN'T ME.

IT'S LIKE, "YOU GO FROM TED

TO THIS, THEN A THIRD."

LIKE, NAH, I'M MORE SELECTIVE

THAN THAT.

I GOT TO GET THE [bleep]

OUT OF HERE.

>> CEASE, SMILEY FACE.

SMILEY FACES.

SHAKE HANDS.

>> [laughs]

WHAT'S HAPPENING, MY [bleep]?

YOU CHILLING?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> DUTCHESS GONNA BE MAD.

NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN

ME AND ALEX, BUT I TELL DUTCHESS

THAT HER FRIEND WAS HITTING ON

ME, AND DUTCHESS WILL TURN

AROUND AND SAY, "OH, YOU'RE

A PIECE OF [bleep]."

I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS [bleep]

THE [bleep] ALONE.

>> CEASE.

WHERE'S CEASE AT?

>> SHE'S HALF-NAKED UNDERNEATH

THAT DRESS.

>> IN YOUR ROOM?

>> YES.

>> ♪ DON'T STOP ♪

>> I'M SO HAPPY THAT--

>> ♪ WHAT YOU WORKING WITH

>> I AM SO HAPPY I AIN'T GOT

NO SWEATS ON RIGHT NOW,

'CAUSE MY [bleep] WAS LIKE--

JUST I'M SITTING HERE LIKE,

"[bleep] YOU PLAYING RIGHT NOW,

MAN."

>> ALEX WANT TO [bleep] CEASE?

THAT'S SOME [bleep].

>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY GOT

TO, LIKE--

OH.

WHAT THE [bleep]?

>> LOOK, ALL JOKES ASIDE.

ALEX TRY TO [bleep] YOU?

>> NO.

>> DON'T PLAY.

>> WHAT?

>> I'M ABOUT TO GO HOME.

WHAT THE [bleep] IS WRONG

WITH THIS GIRL?

>> OOH.

[bleep] TROUBLE.

A'IGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET SOME DRAMA.

>> I'M NOT CLEANING UP ANY

OF YOUR [bleep] MESS, CEASER,

SO YOU GONNA KEEP YOUR ASS

RIGHT HERE.

>> WE NEED TO TALK.

>> LET ME SIT DOWN.

LET ME SIT DOWN.

>> ALEX WAS JUST TRYING

TO [bleep] CEASE.

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH.

IF THIS IS SERIOUS,

IT'S ABOUT TO BE A DRAG-OUT

IN THIS BITCH.

YOU ALREADY [bleep] TED.

NOW YOU WANT TO [bleep] CEASE?

WHO DOES THAT [bleep]?

I'M NOT A FAKE-ASS FRIEND

TO [bleep] NOBODY.

I'M A REAL-ASS BITCH!

AND I'MA SHOW THIS BITCH

HOW REAL THE [bleep] I AM!

WHO THE [bleep] IN THAT ROOM?

OPEN THE [bleep] DOOR!

ALEX, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE!

ALEX IS IN THERE!

OPEN THIS [bleep] DOOR!

YOU BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE,

[bleep]!

IT'S DUTCHESS!

IT'S [bleep] DUTCHESS!

BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE,

[bleep]!

>> WHY AM I GETTING GANGED UP

ON?

WHY AM I THE BAD GUY?

WHY AM I THE BITCH?

>> CALL THE [bleep] SASSY

RIGHT [bleep] NOW.

SHE BETTER WALK THE [bleep]

OUT THE SHOP.

BRING YOUR [bleep] ASS OUTSIDE,

ALEX.

>> WHOO!

>> COME ON, COME ON.

'CAUSE ALEX IS GETTING HER ASS

WHUPPED RIGHT NOW.

SHE TRIED TO [bleep] CEASE,

AND THEN CEASE LIED TO ME.

>> WHO LIED TO YOU?

>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY

[bleep].

>> I DO NOT LIKE GETTING

IN THE MIDDLE OF WOMEN DRAMA.

THAT [bleep] IS A SOAP OPERA.

>> WE WHUPPING HER ASS

RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT SHE DO?

>> I'MA TELL YOU AFTER WE WHUP

HER ASS.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,

MY [bleep]?

>> DO YOU TRUST ME?

DO YOU TRUST ME?

>> I TRUST YOU.

>> SO TAKE THAT [bleep] OFF,

AND LET'S GO.

>> I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND--

>> TAKE THAT [bleep] OFF,

AND LET'S--LOOK.

GET THE [bleep] OFF OF ME,

[bleep].

>> WHOA.

>> YO.

>> WHEN SHE'S ANGRY LIKE THAT,

I CAN'T TALK TO HER, 'CAUSE

BOTH OF US GONNA GET ANGRY,

AND WE'RE GONNA START SCREAMING.

I AIN'T WITH THAT.

>> WHO BE LOOKING FOR--

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

RIGHT NOW?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

RIGHT NOW?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN DUTCHESS

ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE.

>> OPEN THIS DOOR.

BRING YOUR ASS OUTSIDE!

BRING YOUR ASS THE [bleep]

OUTSIDE!

>> EVERYBODY STARTED GETTING

A LITTLE CRAZY.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

IT WAS JUST FIGHTS ALL OVER

THE PLACE.

[indistinct shouting]

>> CALL ALEX.

>> YO, WHAT UP?

>> I THINK IT HAS A LOT TO DO

WITH THAT BROWN WATER THAT

THEY WAS ALL SIPPING ON.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

A LOT--LOT OF THEM BE THINKING

THAT THEY CAN HANDLE IT

BUT REALLY CAN'T.

[indistinct arguing]

>> I'LL FIGHT YOU!

MOVE. MOVE, BITCH.

MOVE, MOVE.

[indistinct arguing]

>> THROUGH ALL OF THIS,

CEASER HAS TO KEEP A COOL HEAD.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WHAT THE [bleep] IS WRONG

WITH THESE [bleep], YO?

>> I SHOULD HAVE KNEW

SOMETHING.

YOU CAN'T PUT SO MUCH MIXXXIES

TOGETHER.

THEY GONNA CALL THE POLICE, MAN.

[siren wailing]

COPS SHOWING UP.

SO I CLEARED THE [bleep] SPOT

OUT.

[indistinct arguing]

>> Y'ALL AIN'T GOT TO GO HOME,

BUT Y'ALL GOT TO GET THE [bleep]

OUT OF HERE.

>> YO, YOU OUT.

[police siren wailing]

>> LET GO. LET GO.

>> I AIN'T NEVER HAVING ANOTHER

DAMN PARTY.