• Season 3, Ep 2

Draya Catches Malaysia Up To Speed

After last week's disaster, Draya has a lot to share.

02/24/2014 ยท 2:07

LITTLE THING.

>> UH-HUH.

>> AND I WISH I HAD SOMETHING,

LIKE, NICE TO COME BACK AND TELL

YOU ABOUT THAT, BUT IT WAS NOT

NICE.

AND YOU SHOULD BE REALLY GLAD

THAT YOU MISSED IT 'CAUSE IT

WAS DRAMATIC.

>> I'M HAPPY I MISSED IT.

>> AND THEY'RE ALL, LIKE,

ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER.

LIKE, SITTING UP IN THE CHAIRS

LIKE, "LAH, LAH, LAH" AND

"BITCH, THIS--"

JACKIE'S NEW FRIENDS ARE CRAZY.

REAL CRAZY.

THIS NEW ONE, SHE'S, LIKE, A

LITTLE BIT CHUBBY.

I CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME.

SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME.

LIKE, SHE ASKED ME--

>> WAIT, A LITTLE BIT CHUBBY?

[laughs]

>> YEAH, SHE'S A LITTLE BIT

CHUBBY.

THAT BRITTISH NAME JUST DOESN'T

ROLL OFF MY TONGUE, SO I JUST

REMEMBER HER AS THE CHUBBY

GIRL.

THEN SHE ASKED ME, "SO ARE

YOU A HO?"

LIKE, "EXCUSE ME, BITCH.

AM I A HO?

UM, NO.

LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR

NAME."

SO WHEN SHE ASKED ME THAT,

BRANDI KINDA GOT MAD AND WAS

LIKE, "YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT."

AND THEN SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "I'LL

JUMP ACROSS THE TABLE."

IT WAS SO GHETTO.

I WAS LOOKING AT JACKIE LIKE,

"JACKIE, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE,

AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

>> "WHAT'D YOU INVITE ME TO,

AND WHAT YOU GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE

NOW?"

JACKIE IS DEFINITELY ALWAYS UP

TO SOMETHING.

SHE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING IN HER

BIG-ASS PURSE.

>> JACKIE WASN'T SAYING NOTHING.

SHE WAS JUST SITTING THERE

LIKE--SO THEN THIS ONE'S SITTING

REAL CLOSE TO ME.

ARIANE.

AT FIRST, IT STARTED OFF COOL.

THEN SHE GOT ON THIS "MY BABY

DADDY" STUFF.

WHO IS THIS GUY THAT I DEALT

WITH SEVEN YEARS AGO.

I DON'T DEAL WITH THAT MAN, I

DON'T LIKE THAT MAN.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

IT WAS IN THE PAST.

LIKE, LET IT GO.

>> SO JACKIE GOT A POSSE NOW?

>> SHE DOES.

>> OH, [bleep].

>> A LOT OF 'EM TOO.

IT WAS, LIKE, A LOT OF GIRLS.

I WAS LIKE, "WHERE DID YOU FIND

ALL THESE GIRLS?"

>> KILL ME NOW.

I AM HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T MAKE IT

TO JACKIE'S EVENT BECAUSE IT

SOUNDS LIKE A HOT-ASS MESS.

I DON'T HAVE NO TIME FOR

BULL[bleep].

LIKE, MY TOLERANCE IS GONE.

IF THEY GOT SOME BULL[bleep]

COMING IN THE WINDS, LIKE, I

DON'T FEEL LIKE--I'M NOT GONNA

DEAL WITH IT.

I'M CUSSING BITCHES OUT AND

WALKING AWAY AND FLIPPING MY

HAIR 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA DEAL

WITH NO BULL[bleep].

NOT--NO.

>> HONEY, JACKIE GOT A PLAN FOR

THEM GIRLS.

BUT I'M HANDLING THESE BITCHES.